Oh yeah. The line about taking bitchy pills was... Sure something.

So... The good reason it’s illegal is because it’s a schedule I drug?

I live in the US and already give over about 20% of my paycheck. 10% more for proper healthcare?

IM SCREAMING YUS

Ew. This meme is no longer charming. It hasn’t been for awhile.

Yeah. Vapers happily puff away indoors, like in stores, at conventions, etc.—leaving behind a nasty trail of scented air.

I see you guys are doing in-text ads now :(

That guy and another clown were in my town!

No, you’re certainly right that Ivanka has always been playing the role of campaign “First Lady”.

I don’t like the expectation for wives to campaign either, but this is so tightly-regulated and timed very well following the speech debacle. I’d bet my hat on his campaign sequestering her away to keep from any more embarrassing incidents. And to help people forget about her speech.

I thought that was a moldy ceiling

Right? They should be wearing potato sacks and talking on tin can phones!

You have to be an idiot to use personal info in a password.

I spend all my time on Jezebel, but no ungreying for me :/

Your Pokemon/Digimon article confused the hell out of me at first, but the response has been a pure riot. (I’m slow on the uptake, okay? ;)

This isn’t real, he’s an android.

I actually live in a dead zone. No women’s clinics here other than those awful “Christian Crisis Counseling” centers.

Ask them how they feel about BLM. I can imagine it's not favorable.

“Ms. Halweil, 36, grew up in New York in a tightknit family of four who loved to spend weekends together foraging for elderberries in Central”

That’s a writer who no longer takes their job seriously and has decided to fuck with their readers until someone notices.