That’s a good list.

Okay, he would have been puking his guts out.

Don’t say such things! I’m 22 now, and I’d really, really like to have it together by 30 ;-;

I’ll take a high-five after sex any day of the week.

Voluntarily??

I’ve noticed that the number of players in my town has dropped dramatically in the past two weeks.

Ignore me. I just confused two orders of insects with similar names.

Honestly, I’m disappointed. Somewhere in my tiny, shriveled heart of hearts I wanted this to turn out well.

I’m not going to lie— that character reminded me just how gosh darn gay I am.

Sorry, not trying to be rude. I just know he’s smart and wish he was smart enough to get his head out of his ass and not do the thing he’s doing.

Yeah, I already knew that.

I’m not arguing with that. I hate the two party system.

My uncle, who has long been my political idol for his socialist views, decided that *this* was the election he was sick of choosing the lesser evil.

That’s how actors kiss in movies. I swear, it made me feel like I was doing something wrong for years. Like “should I be trying to eat my partner’s whole face?”

I was laughing at that bit about rats until I realized what you said. Jesus :(

So... I live not too far from this debacle. And the Kalahari. Watching it unfold has been pure schadenfreude.

Honestly, I’ve met so many women who support Trump and the GOP because they’re anti-choice and buy into all the shit people like Pence are selling.

That’s what I was wondering. Although... Maybe she doesn’t have a way to upload any others? I don’t know how the computers she has access to might be regulated as far as picture downloads/uploads. Like maybe she wasn't able to change it once she was incarcerated.

I won’t lie— I have no idea what celebrity pairing that is.

Ooh, yes. It reminds me of that one couple you always had in high school that would spend all day holding hands and making moon-eyes at each other while they were essentially attached at the hip.