And the perfect actor to play Boris Johnson would have been Alfred Hawthorne Hill, but he’s been dead since the ‘90s.

WTF!? This is awful. She was a scene-stealer on Black Lightning as Syonide, “the girl with death in her eyes.”

“That day, for no particular reason, I started singing. So I sang until I got to the Withywindle. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d sing down the Withywindle until I got to the Brandywine. And I figured, since I sang this far, maybe I’d just sing across the great land of Eriador."

Don’t be crazy, such a show could never last over 2 decades with multiple spin-offs!

What!  There’s no book club!?

Poor Sona will still have to drive White Lightning.

If the CW execs had any pride, after cancelling Legends of Tomorrow without giving it a final season, they would all announce their resignation and suicide

There actually is a novel entitled that — Andrea Barrett’s “The Air We Breathe” — it’s about tuberculous patients in the US just before the US enters WWI.

“PeterBread had gone too far, and had best watch their mouth.”

Not sure why she’s changing her mind; I’m told Morgan Neville has an audio recording of Ottavia giving express permission to use the AI to recreate his voice. Allow me to play it for you. 

“YES. YOU. CAN. USE. HIS. VOICE.” *audible clicking sounds between each word*

The actual Great Gatsby but he’s on steroids might be something I’d like to see...

Am I the only one who finds Shailene annoying? She tries to put on this “quirky” facade but deep down it’s obvious that she’s just as girly and shallow as the rest of them. – Paige, London, United Kingdom, Summer 2014

An outrageous accent? Is Meryl Streep the French taunter??!

Call Me By Your Nemo

D or E are pretty low.

[Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge are bound by ropes as the death cult surrounds them. The head priest of the cult emerges from a cave in a long ornate gown.]

What, no Lycos?

The film is far too long, at two-plus hours, but there are much worse ways to spend around 140 minutes, such as reading internet indignation that a massively budgeted Disney blockbuster on an exorbitantly priced streaming app didn’t perform its socialist feminism well enough to be exalted as a masterpiece in a…

What are you talking about? It says “/notscam” right in the URL!