Just did it.

That was always my takeaway: Snow isn’t better than the Queen at all. Snow is prettier cause she’s younger, but that’s about it. She’s not smarter, she’s not stronger, she’s can’t use magic, she’s barely qualified to rule, and she’s like 16. Only mistake the Queen made was not programming her mirror to blow smoke up…

If I were him I’d start with something a little easier, like splitting a railway carriage with his nose, or jogging to Mercury.

“We are so focused in our search for the Upsidedown we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it”

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Maybe he had planned to hold it hostage until Jayne Mansfield got a star or statue of her own.

I just hope they have an attached Italian restaurant specialising in regional cuisine, known as The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion Sicilian.

Well, duh.

It can get you arrested in certain parts of Hollywood. I’ve seen it happen.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

yeah, when I was writing his “good” movies, they were all adaptions of something way better.

“Steel output is at an all-time low. As president, I plan to pick-it-up-pick-it-up-pick-it-up.”

Quoth the Kinja, “404"

A sequel? I was hoping for Das Reboot.

Horton Emits an Ugh

—between two ferns.

John C. Reilly to testify as a medical expert witness.

“It’s a candy necklace of a movie: sweet but chalky.”

We can all really relate to having to bathe our respective, fully capable moms.

A clarification: “dominus obsequious sororium” is not Latin for “master over the slave women”. It’s pseudo-Latin (event worse than “Romanes eunt domus”).