Seriously. That would be a story worth telling.

Right!? What else would you do?

OK seriously, though — is there anyone (bride or not) who WOULDN’T rush to the side of their injured father or grandparents? I can’t even imagine getting the call and going, “Oh well, I’m sure they’ll be fine, I need to go make my grand entrance at my reception.”

Definitely a fair metaphor for Chris and Goop.

Snark is such a stupid word and concept. Real and consistent analysis from all sides is much more important than the obvious jabs that are going to be made by Jezebel livebloggers tonight.

I’m tired of snark. I hate the word. I hate the attitude behind it. I hate that it communicates very little.

“I dreamt I had these lobster robot hands.”

Justin Theroux’s Vaughn Wysel gets my vote. (but Berger did suck)

This reminds me of when my six-inches-shorter sister moved in with me and my then-husband for awhile and she asked if she could rearrange the entire kitchen so she could reach things.

As a 5”7 woman I have clearly been wandering through life blind to my kitchen privilege. Although I did end up washing a lot of dishes at a retreat centre with a sink that was three or four inches lower than standard - I came out with a sore back and a conviction that the designer was clearly a nutter. Is this how…

If this is not already a DIY Pinterest phenomenon, it will be. Sort of cries out for a mason jar, though, doesn’t it?

Right?

Weddings are a narcissists dream.

Did you guys hear about that dentist that lured an egg out of that ovarian reserve and shot it?

I heard the report on NPR this morning. There were a few people saying that this kind of testing should be routine and discussion of fertility should come up at every annual doctor visit. The counterpoint was that it isn’t totally reliable. It would have been nice to have another voice pointing out that another reason…

This is some serious white people shit, right here.

My favorite ! Make it really veiny !

I had the same birth defect, albeit as a woman. This is the first time outside of medical circles I’ve ever heard of someone having this issue, so I’m actually a little excited.

Although...poor dude. I went through so much with this defect as a woman; I can’t even imagine the difficulties men face, especially ones his…

“since he’s currently penis-free, he might actually be the perfect man.”