Notorious RBG, or red blue green if you’re a designer. It’s your reality.

Well jeez I never thought I’d be rooting for marriage but there’s something really noble and poignant about making through that difficult period between romantic love and old age companionship. Joseph Campbell and Helen Fisher and Diane Rehm have had interesting things to say about it. Much more qualified than me on…

GOP

Probably way too soon to tell, but good longitudinal study fodder. I’m gonna say it’s a combo of: air show crashes, NASCAR carcinogens, sausages, Snausages, Natty Light, cat scratch fever, Hotel California, HPV, SIDS, BLM, DMV, BMX and RBG.

“GET IT THE FUCK TOGETHER, CAROL!”

I’m sorry, that IS sad. I think what you did was a genuine ultimatum though, not one of the usual bluffs where the gf really doesn’t want to leave but threatens to in order to get what she wants. It makes me sad to hear about long marriages evolving apart. I don’t know what the answer is. I know my grandparents…

My dad’s childhood home was haunted by sounds of demonic wretching and groaning and creaking floorboards and doorway shadow figures. Turns out his dad was just a violent alcoholic. Truth is worse than fiction.

I think it's time to protest those 1,138 legal benefits. Why the fuck do two delusional breeders deserve benefits? Because you're the glue of society? I think not. Please explain.

I’ve seen it too. It’s like the ultimate prize is all that matters. More like the public showing off of the prize is all that matters. Even on the highway headed for divorce. Full disclosure I’m a single with a couple proposals under my belt and zero desire to pretend relationships take place in fantasy land. I'd…

It’s so rooted in primitive marriage customs. It’s a goddamn dowry, let’s just be honest about it. It’s a de Beers sponsored dowry. The social media sharing is just the modern day ceremony of acknowledging the transfer of ownership from one man to another. “Ooohh how much was SHE worth??” Say the villagers.

Now that would be interesting. Release date, October 2105. Biopic of the man who personified the nascent 21st century “computing technology” boom before anyone realized it was just another iteration of Eli Whitney’s cotton gin and everything would still deteriorate into an uninhabitable planet with greedy,…

God does it need to be said again. Correlation doesn't mean causation. This sounds like fairy tale bullshit where your will to live ought to be romantically derived from the adoration you receive from another. Am I nuts let me know.

Ugh lord. The marriage mythology turns otherwise smart and self-possessed women into fucking lunatics.

Yas kween. Well put. Some women seem so intent on fabricating their Disney princess story that they'll compromise self respect to make it happen. I can't imagine that those who take this forcible soul mates route don't die a little inside knowing it's all a sham. Their own self-inflicted punishment I guess.

Sick of this antiquated notion of a woman’s worth being measured by the degree to which she’s desired and claimed as a wife. I’m sure some are doing it for love in their minds, but don’t tell me there’s not an undercurrent of smug satisfaction mainly projected towards other women whom she (all of the brides) perceives…

Black turtleneck porn lol. I guess having worked for a major Silicon Valley corporation, it’s offensive to see all these hard ons for a guy who trademarked the asshole tech leader archetype. Oh but he was a visionary and that's just what he had to do to achieve his vision blah blah. He was a dick. Sorry he died young.…

Oh ok. Well maybe I do live under a rock! Usually things find their way to me somehow.

Huh. I don’t have cable, just stream mah TV and movies. Guess I missed it. Jobs I feel like is a few years too late/a couple decades too early/ not an original subject/ just because I like the products doesn’t mean I’m interested in another character study of the asshole responsible for their genesis.

My first big time crush boy wanted to be my boyfriend and we had a “relationship” that consisted of going to high school social events, making out once or twice, and sitting in silence because I was so terrified of speaking in his presence. He broke up with me and was like, “the whole not talking thing...”

Ha they used feminism. Can I use feminism to get a raise?