Known introvert here. I lived with roommates for six or seven years before realizing that I needed to have my own space. You are not a bitch. It is ok to ask for what you need. Prevailing cultural attitudes always (yes) favor the extrovert mentality, so start watching out for that, and look for ways to stand up for…

I hope you're right. And yes, I have awesome friends and family who have been super supportive. I am lucky.

Have you tried meditating while in a yoga pose while wrapped in lights and breathing in coconut oil?

ITS ABOUT ETHICS IN RESTURERENT JOURNALISM

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

My dad loves baseball and kept trying to get me to like it. I am thankful for no Internet when I brought a book to a Mets game and also gave dirty looks to cheering children.

Interesting article, I suppose, but really: “After all, Richards has visited the White House like 39 times.”

I have a “Cindy Crawford” mole and it means i have to be hyper-conscious of waxing my upper lip because the mole draws so much attention to it. I get it waxed every 2 weeks PLUS plucking the thick dark hairs out of the mole itself every other day. #thestruggleisreal

We think our “chihuahua mix” is at least half Mexican Hairless, which sounds fancy as fuck if you can pronounce the actual name. I grew up in Los Angeles and I still can’t get my mouth around “xoloitzcuintli”

So I was training show horses in Florida one winter, as we all do. I was pretty isolated when the boss wasn't in town staying in the shared house, so I decided to make brownies. I ate like half a pound and ended up in fetal next to the toilet for several hours, frozen in place, terrified that boss was going to show…

I’ve cut down to two or three a day, so I’m in that space where I can REALLY smell smoke on others. And Gentle Baby Lords Of Kobol help me if someone is carrying around a half smoked cigarette on them (my nose tells me it’s more common than I care to admit.)

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

I made the mistake of eating three of the ghost pepper ones, after a 6 pack of Dales Pale Ale and a bomber of coffee stout. About an hour later my guts were on fire, till my ass exploded out a cheesy beer soup at 4 A.M.

As a big fan of Mexican food, I both love Taco Bell and realize it is not at all anything Mexican. Like you can enjoy the artistry of professional boxing and still want to watch two drunk frat boys punch each other unconscious in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken.

I was just saying yesterday that Broad City is the next of my fav comedy shows to come back.

I cannot wait for Samantha Bee’s late-night show. I will watch it forever even if it’s terrible (although let’s face it, it’s going to rock). Because solidarity.

In a move that should come as a surprise to exactly no one, soon-to-be late night show host Samantha Bee has an excellent response.

Well, Mr. Noah, there’s one place where Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer aren’t “killing it” compared to comedic actors: pay.

Matt Damon gets dragged and Trevor Noah gets a slap on the wrist for basically doing the same damn thing.

I used to have such pants feelings about Trevor Noah. I don’t think he’s a bad guy, just like lots of guys aren’t “bad guys,” they’re just complacent and unaware (assuming he understood the error of his earlier tweets) but that’s plenty enough to keep things the way they are. Sometimes it feels more maddening when men…