I was wondering if it was a costume based on priests I know. If a priest manages to eat alone/have a few hours to himself he ditches his collar if he isn’t in a a religious order just so people don’t bug him.

You are correct. Also, to be a really nice gal or guy, consider this: If it’s something you would normally do (ie a place you normally eat at, or get a haircut, etc) and not something you are doing just because you have a coupon, or they have a deal, work out what you would have paid, including tip, and give them the…

Yeah. I'm trying to vision any of the (honestly) truly lovely priests I have known & even the couple of real asshats and just can't see it. Granted, my life has been untouched by the truly disgusting monsters hiding in the priesthood, but all the ones I've personally known were really into following the spirit of the…

Tip according to the price before the discount, and add on more if you’ve taken up a table for a long time and there’s a wait. (If the place is empty, sit as long as you want, no one minds, particularly if you’re nice.) $4 on $11 is totally good, provided you’re not hanging out for 2 hours on it.

I feel like all you can eat should get a bigger tip since they are constantly bringjng refills. However, unlike the coupon it’s a planned special night and they aren’t expecting you to figure out what your price should be normally.

I don’t do “usual percentage” on really small tabs like that myself, because I figure (especially for all-you-can-eat) that the server has to give me as much attention as if I’d ordered an expensive meal. So on an $11 tab I’d probably go at least 50%. More if I had a lot of refills, and definitely in a group. Every…

I thought the rule was you tip based on what the meal would have cost without coupon. Fifty-buck bill that would have been 80? Tip on 80.

I tip according to the normal price of my meal, plus tax. So if I have a groupon for two entrees for the price of one, I tip for two entrees plus tax. If my favorite waitress at my favorite restaurant pours generously and brings me a free glass of wine (which is common), I tip according to the number of glasses she…

I feel like the priest with the coupons may have been reenacting the Feeding of the Multitudes where Jesus just keeps pulling loaves and fishes out of a basket (bucket) in a sort of All You Can Eat Lobsterfest-esque bible miracle. Or maybe he was a dick with a priest Halloween costume and a printer.

I am pretty sure a weekend BCO is proof of a benevolent God (who by default is C.A. Pinkham).

BCO on a Saturday? It's like Christmas in July!

Holy shit Colin. Thank you for this!

“Frat boy Jeffrey Dahmer” is the scariest thing ever written. I need to take a shower.

People like this are behind the only sincere prayer I’ve ever prayed, “Jesus Christ, DO SOMETHING about your goddamned followers!”

The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.

Alternate title for this BCO “Restaurant customers who were walking, talking advertisements for atheism.”

“Oh, you’re bleeding to death? Well I’m sure god will get right on that. If he doesn’t, you must not have prayed hard enough!” *Leaves*

The people are fun to laugh at in this story but the fact there’s a weekend edition of BCO is undeniably proof God exists.

I don’t believe british people should play country music superstars, does that make me a racist

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!