i was only a sophomore in high school on 9/11 but

I have a friend with whom I share a special bond over our love of the Fast & Furious franchise. We also have a decade-long tradition of taking photos with him looking at my chest inappropriately. So what I’m saying is, I’m basically Rebel Wilson, but less Australian.

How do I ‘accidentally’ delete John Mayer?

I discovered this week that I really hate Mike Huckabee. I don't really hate people but him I absolutely hate.

Always remember that the US has a really large population which means that many more people willingly giving a platform and lots of money to obvious snake oil salesmen. Huckabee is kind of the perfect union of godly scam artist and politician, and all we can do is take joy that so many others are copying his grift…

Me right now

Huckabee took it upon himself to give his listeners an entirely inaccurate history lesson, saying the 1857 Supreme Court ruling, where blacks were declared as not whole humans

This horseshit machine is giving “legitimate rape” a real run for its money.

Jesus-fucking-Huckleberry, I hate that guy. He’s been an aw-shucks grifter since I first time I’d ever heard of him. His corn-pone Elmer Fudd Gantry routine is tired as fuck. GTFO.

I cannot wait for this ignorant dickwad to fade into the obscurity he so richly deserves.

It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

She had a video where she slut shamed women for being “Instagram Models”. When did being a raging asshole desperate for attention become a replacement for talent in comedy?

Didn’t Jez run an article a few months ago saying that the problem isn’t lack of funding, but the fact that police departments generally just don’t give a shit? Basically, it said that plenty of money had been made available in the last few years, but departments have just continued to ignore rape kits and use the…

You’d be surprised. Spinal Tap are very good but you can tell the ones with family. Olivia Wilde’s dad is British so she can do a perfect accent. Same for Julianne Moore. Robin Wright is really good especially in Princess Bride as she sounds realistic. I was surprised to find out she was American. Some of the…

I’m feeling a little distraught, but I’ll push through. I have a Chelada. It’s helping with the pain.

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

I have the worst sense in the world when it comes to men, but he set off even my admittedly weak DoucheDar.

I hated Ashley I. by the end of Bachelor but she has become like this loveable little sis who doesn’t know any better and just leads with her honest emotions. I did that with a dude I was cuckoo for in my early 20s and now I wish someone had locked me up in a tower. I thought I was being ballsy like Ashley with the…

I thought the same thing! But I did find this.