Also, even in straight sizes women’s clothing (particularly pants) often comes in a variety of different cuts, styles, and shapes. Because even at straight sizes, bodies can vary dramatically in composition. Skinny, straight, curvy, high rise, low rise, higher in the back, regular length, short, long, pants with…

Ugh, no, the last thing we need is another Boring Kate. She dresses so fucking mumsy. That said, I’m not a fan of that dress either but for the most part she’s got pretty good style.

Princip Harkle of Wales is the official title, fyi.

He’s 75 years old. He has plenty of money. Why doesn’t he just retire? I guess I’m just such a lazy person with no passion for what I do.

Haha when I was first getting second hand info about menstruation, I thought you just had one period, then you were good to go, any time you had sex you got pregnant. I still remember the day the penny dropped that it happened EVERY MONTH. It was so unfair to me and I cried about it for weeks!! Lol. I was only 7 tho…

This happens to us bigger dudes too. Try finding a jacket at H&M in a 48 chest, or a dress shirt with an 18.5- or 19-inch neck that doesn’t drape like one of Ina Garten’s tops.

This is disturbing and entertaining at once. WTF.

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

Problem is, there’s more body shape variation above the mean than below it. Thus, ready-to-wear clothiers can quickly get out garments that cover half the people by producing one block pattern at a reference size and then grading for all the sizes below it and a couple above it— confident the resulting garments will…

My favorite part is the giant federal/POTUS crest combined with the total lack of personalization. This is a card that says “I’m President, bitch.”

See how the red paper is not permanently affixed to the card? He expects that these will be framed by everyone who receives it. It’s likely 11x14 which is a fairly common picture size to be framed. This is absolutely to feed his oversized ego because he thinks that anything from him will be memorialized forever by the…

Doesn’t it look like he signed Melania’s name too? It’s kind of like my nephew, who used to sign the name of everyone in his family (and the dog, with a pawprint, of course) on every card he sent. He was very excited about writing.

I would never marry into a royal family, but especially not the British. Even reading about the constant scrutiny Kate Middleton and now this Megan person are under makes me feel panicky. Sure, love is grand. Being fabulously wealthy sounds fun, but no.

Do you think, like most families, they all sit around staring at each other uncomfortably while realizing how little they have in common?

I bought the worst mattress ever at a Sleepys. We moved and got one of those foam bed in a box mattresses that absolutely fucking rules.

Wait wait wait... I’ve scrolled down pretty far in these comments, and no mention yet of The Pogues’ “Fairytale of New York” as a great recent Christmas song? For shame!

Yeah I never understood the whole “mattresses are too expensive!” mentality. You get one every 20 years or so, how much should an essential piece of furniture that will be used for 6+ hours a day for that long cost?

His wife must be some kind of hero that he didn’t have to take the kid to the bathroom until it was 2 years old. How did he pull that off?

After hemming and hawing and mewling about how much it was, I finally broke down and got a $3,000 mattress about ten years ago. At the time, I wasn’t convinced and I just thought of everything I could have bought with that money instead (so many pints of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream!), but in retrospect, it was the single…

Dude, if you’re judging a Star Wars movie—even a good one—on its dialogue, you’re gomna have a bad time. Good Star Wars movies are good because the good guys fight the good fight against the bad guys, the action scenes are intense because the motivations feel earned, there’s a good balance of scifi technonology and…