“bullshit diversity”

I’m always amazed it never occurs to them that their virulent hatred of women is why.

Meanwhile on reddit: “Why won’t anyone date meeeeeeee??!?!!”

TAKE YOUR STAR

I just spewed chocolate milk all over my dog

I hope the feminists are taking over. These fragile boys have shown how the smallest things can upset their whole lives. Poor babies.

I think he’s a great actor with a terribly suited face. It worked for Titanic, Catch Me If You Can and Great Gatsby, but not Shutter Island and Revenant.

Must have went to Ivanka’s Dr.

Hilarious that they made him wax about optimism since his entire campaign was a sweaty red-faced fat white man screaming “THE BLACK MAN BROKE AMERICA BIGLY BAD.”

That fact hasn’t stopped Justice Department lawyers from insisting that their abortions would be “taxpayer facilitated,”...

I said this in another thread, but I really wish they had Lincoln get up and beat Trump with his chair.

I’ve only been in there because it has air conditioning. Florida gets really hot.

I don’t even understand why they are denying these obviously vulnerable young women abortions. They are in a foreign country with no family - how the hell are they supposed to be able to support a child? If they fled their country like that it was for a reason. You can bet the people demanding they not be allowed…

Eh, as a guy I prefer doctors who happen to be women; I’ve found them to be more empathetic, take my descriptions of symptoms seriously, and keep me informed of their thought process while explaining what they’re doing in a non-condescending manner. The last time I saw a male doctor, he spent 10 minutes lecturing me…

I even feel for the other animatronic presidents that have to look and listen to him. Poor Lincoln, hasn’t he suffered enough?

It’s part of the whole ritual of normalizing him that pisses me off. This is up there with the SNL hosting and the fucken Jimmy Fallon hair tussle.

“Comically oversized”? Seems normal for a former Marine who undoubtedly trained like a madman for this role. Not everyone needs to be (or is) shapeless.

Wonder what the Twi’lek translation is for “jealous as fuck”

Waitaminit—weren’t the Jedi Texts actually shown to be aboard the Millennium Falcon at the end of the film? Like, Finn is looking for space bandages to put on Rose, and the first drawer he opens has the books in them. He slams it shut, then opens the space first-aid kit drawer, pulls out a space Band-Aid, etc.

Also forgot: Empire teasing Force Leia (“no.... there is another...) and Jedi farting on it, so Rian Johnson has her Force-summoning herself to safety after getting blasted out into space. Fuck yes, finally someone picked up that loose end.

I want.