I look awful in that color and will continue my habit of ignoring the Pantone color of the year. Hopefully there will still be a reasonable selection of things available in eggplant, though.

I am a very frequent flyer, and this also frustrates me... It’s fine if you don’t know what you’re doing, but at least be aware that you’re holding everyone else up and don’t be a belligerent jerk about it.

Holiday air travel is in part so frustrating because of how many infrequent flyers take to the air. When people don’t know basics like when to have tickets ready, how to get through security and how to load a carry on it slows already painfully slow processes to a crawl.

While she was lovely my appreciation for the FTW type people I raise you Surya Bonaly.

*sighs*

I can only assume there will be another 11 songs about Oregon coming, correct?

All I have to say about Nancy and Tonya is that Oksana was better:

Of all those, the one that most alarmed me was the operating room.

Agreed. Can we all start to shit on Restoration Hardware and their $1300 floor lamps?

Hand-wound from the same 550 lb tested parachute chord used in WWII to attach men to their chutes, these cuffs give you up to 15ft of usable paracord when unwound. Not just an all purpose survival tool, the 550 cord also looks killer on your wrist.

When I was a kid, I wanted everything in the Sears Wish Book.

I have no idea what I would even want for Christmas as an adult. Some furnace filters? Maybe a really good sandwich?

Bad lighting, cramped space, movement, weird pressure changes, and extremely dry air that exaggerates dehydration. Yep. This is the winner.

OH GOD

Worst place to be hungover?

Anyone who would list ballet recital at #9 is clearly unaware of the existence of indoor percussion as a thing you have to go to because your kids are participating in it.

Big star for “Hair of the Lamb of Christ”

That’s how we know there’s no aliens hidden in Area 51. That shit would have been on Twitter by January 21.

I’m calling it: ragging on IKEA is officially played out. There are far more insufferable, overpriced furniture stores to rag on.

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

Yeah. The one useful thing about Trump is that I am fairly certain he isn’t secret about anything. That guy tweets about all the things he thinks.