I think bangs look childish. I’m always, like, “Your forehead ain’t that big, set it free from the fringe.”

If you were burying a loved one would you like to see a person walking their dog or a family riding bikes? I assume the answer is no.

What is so horribly offensive about seeing somebody riding a bike or walking a dog? Who thinks that way? What in earth is wrong with you?

One person can see a funeral, which usually includes several to many people, from fairly far away. So you can turn around before you disturb them.

Pumpkin pie is fine. It is not the best dessert on the table, nor is it the worst. BUT GOD HELP YOU IF YOU PUT THE CULINARY CRIME KNOWN AS COOL WHIP ON MY DESSERT, YOU MONSTERS. Ice cream or whipped cream (gtfo with that canned shit, too; it is good for whippets and that’s it) or nothing.

With you on the pecan pie. Bitter nuts in diabetes goo? Oh please, where do I sign up.

I’ve also never had any cartoon bears in my pie.

No way. Those super cheap cherry pies where it’s basically jelly on a shitty under cooked crust. Or pecan pie. That is inedible. Way too fucking dense.

I run through Arlington all the time. (Not every section, I admit) Stay on the paths, leave when required, respect active funerals, etc and you are fine. I would also gleefully let my dog shit in a CSA cemetery without scooping, though I may get my ass kicked.

I would also except cemeteries set aside for specific…

Cemeteries are awesome places to hang out. We had a tiny one across from my old office with picnic tables where people would bring lunch. My brother walks his dog in an historic one with cool old headstones, and my friend cuts through a more modern, golf course style one on her morning run. Very pleasant and peaceful;…

My only thought about running through the cemetery would be to keep an eye out for a funeral going on. I’d just deviate from the usual path if I were going to run right by them. A little respect for a grieving family. I used to run though my local cemetery and hardly ever saw anyone.

You better have made the noise. Kelsey Grammer’s finest contribution to civilization after making us aware of David Hyde Pierce.

Yep. At my last house we had a cemetery that had about 3 miles of paved road and some unpaved trails (where no people were buried) and we would take our kids bike riding all the time. Just had to be out before they locked the gates at like 9pm.

I stepped on a garden rake in my garage and got whacked in the head by the handle. It hurt like hell, but the tears were laughter.

$40 for one class is insane, they better have free hair ties and stuff. I have been contemplating for months whether I want to spend $25 a month to join a gym. Also, I never buy sports bras that come in s,m,l, etc sizes because there is no way those are going to adequately support your boobs and wearing an ill-fitting…

I know I should not be surprised by anything at this point, but DONT RE-NIG IN 2012? I JUST AUDIBLY GASPED. And then shook my head at the very next one, Pro-Life and Pro-Gun. That’s awful. IDK ALSO have you seen the little GUN FAMILY one?? Like the dad is a AK, mom’s a Shotgun, and the kids are like lil’ handguns? How…

Except you didn’t really do anything to affect that. All you did was take an article around helping raise awareness of women’s issues in the industry and try and completely change the subject to YOUR problems. It sends a clear message that, sure, you PREFER women’s issues get solved, but that’s not nearly as important…

This reveals so very, very much about your thinking that I wonder if you knew it would be quite so damning before you posted it.

A woman refusing a drink from a man—unattractive or otherwise—is not harassment, and would not rise to the legal level required for prosecution (or even censure at work). Rather, the act of…

Congratulations, you have contributed to why people don’t come forward!

One fun context clue to figure out if this question wasn’t appropriate is that the woman who was asked the question is saying that it wasn’t appropriate.