I wonder if he knows this guy:

It even scared me a little. Like when a friend from Jordan or England sends me an article from Jezebel in which I have commented (unbeknownst to them), and it is a little bit of a shock. I almost think that I have hallucinated Jezebel, and that it is a small, intimate party in my apartment, and suddenly, it turns out,…

If you make an old fashioned or a sangria, that’s double the fruit right there!

I don’t know why people assume that being a vegetarian automatically means you eat healthy. It is actually harder to have a balanced diet when you have to work around dietary restrictions.

Wow, these 24-hour diaries are kind of blowing my mind. My regimen consists of a two-minute shower with whatever cleanser I have on hand (often gifted me decades ago by clueless relatives who didn’t know what to get me for Christmas) and a quick face wash followed by a once-over with a Clearasil pad (because I’m 48,…

I used to consider myself low-maintenance, but after reading all these product diaries, I feel as though I’m like, zero maintenance. But I still find them absolutely fascinating, and you ladies are all fierce as hell.

BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING MADE IT AYYYYYYYY

CHECK OUT YA GIRL ALL LEGIT!!! DRINKS ON ME! And by drinks I mean seltzer water with lime.

How do you decompress after reading so much super-concentrated stupid?

Ban “Ban Week”. You guys all sound like a bunch of cloud yellers.

“This used to be a god damn community of gamers, nerds, kids that got bullied, kids that got fucked with, kids that resorted to the gaming world because the real world was too fucking hard, too shitty, too lonely, too sad and depressing,”

Holy shit.

Wait, I’m not the only one who’s squicked out by long nails?

I’m sort of impressed they managed to make super long claw nails look more disgusting.

Oh yeah what a rather marvelous time to make such discoveries, before the internet made connecting so easy. I can remember when the CD-ROM game “Titanic Adventure Out of Time” was announced, that I would go over to my uncle’s house to read up on the latest news, because he was the only one who had an internet…

I lived alone, truly alone, for a year and half. There were indeed some glorious moments (NAKED TIME ALL THE TIME! WHOSE FILTH IS THIS? OH JUST MY OWN SO IDGAF!), but also on occasion, crushing loneliness. It’s those lonely moments that I would make myself go get a beer or a coffee or go to the library or take myself…

I have found that you should give yourself a one or two days week to do that—let it all go to hell—but the rest of the time keep it in good enough shape that if someone came over with only 10 minutes warning you wouldn’t want to burn the place down because it was in such disarray.

A friend of mine bought me a copy of this book for my birthday last year. His husband thought it was in bad taste as I am the perennial single girl—but I thought it actually has a lot of good advice and was a very entertaining read.

And for single women to say, on balance, everything that I have as a single person is better than the compromises that I would have to make to be in an unsatisfactory relationship, and I’m not going to give up the happiness that i have in blind pursuit of something that society tells me that I need.

Huh. I have been living fully alone for over 20 years and I actually view the ability to not do the things I would do if other people are around as a complete gift. I work a demanding job and have a wide circle of friends, but cherish what I call the “check in” weekend, where I basically check into my house on Friday…