1) Can we talk about how Hannity and his fans like to position themselves as blue collar, salt-of-the-earth types but these assholes can destroy a $100 appliance like it ain’t no thang? I’m solidly middle class and you’d have to be pretty damn convincing to get me to chuck a $100 appliance.
2) Maybe it’s my privilege…

If we had a dime for every woman who didn’t date us because we were “too nice”...

Isn’t the “it” in “Single Ladies” a finger, not a person? I know this is a petty-ass complaint, but it’s both synecdoche (the finger representing the whole person) and metaphor (the ring representing marriage).

Seriously. I was raised by a massive piece of shit. I was a piece of shit. I didn’t want to raise a piece of shit so I worked hard to be better. I’m disappointed with the man I was before the boy arrived, but as sure as eggs is eggs I’m breaking the cycle now.

7. Let her pick the ring.

Sounds like a Get Out style event. I do not like.

Done. Feeling real fuckin official.

My 12 year old nerdy kid had a sleepover with three other 12 year old boys. I heard a lot of what they said (because god DAMN are they loud) and some of it was really problematic. Yeah, it was my kid and yeah, there were consequences.

Dead ass it’s close to where I stay. Look for the post on The Salad Bowl, unless The Root would like to toss me some of that freelance money.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when celebrity gossip articles don’t even hint at what the celebrity is famous for? I try to keep up with this stuff but it feels like half the time when you open up an article it’s just a bunch of screen grabs from Instagram or Twitter. Would it hurt to mention basketball anywhere??

Yes, the special holder thing is essential. I naively used an oven mit once. It melted because they are heat resistant on the outside only.

So requiring CPCs to state that they don’t offer comprehensive services is a violation of their free speech, but requiring clinics that do provide abortions to lie to patients about the effects of abortion is just peachy keen, right? Has any pro-choice organization tried claiming that requiring them to lie to their…

Because it isn’t a moral issue, it is only to a bunch of fucking morons being manipulated into thinking this wedge issue is important. They don’t even know why, because they certainly don’t care about the well being of the kids or the mother after birth.

Fuck these people. My mom casually mentioned today she got an abortion 6 years before I was born. She did not think of it as a big deal then or now. I’m on medication that means if I get pregnant the fetus will be severely affected and my doctor has told me if I do, I should call in to schedule an abortion (we also…

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Epeeforlyfe

As an epeeist- I just have to say you are completely and utterly wrong. Epee is way crazier and you can get points by toe touches which are nuts.

Fencing is the shit! It needs to get cool in the US. Doing fencing in PE would’ve been the coolest thing, even if the armor would inevitably be smelly.

I fully endorse a WOC Barbie that stabs people for fun/a living. I’m not even kidding.