It’s not always comfortable to watch but I loved season one.

Love this show. LOVE THIS SHOW. Love her. Her standup with just her parents in the audience jahhhhhhh

Oh! I haven’t seen the big brush. I’ve been a Great Lash devotee for years, after a pro makeup artist pal told me that it’s his go-to, and showed me how he applies it (building thin layers). Def. running out to buy the BIG brush today, thanks!

Oh, man. I didn’t know that they had started to offer a big brush. Thank-you!

That made me laugh so hard. “It’s not that my opinions are garbage, it’s that women don’t know how to handle a man with opinions!” Ah yes, the rare unicorn of a man who has opinions...I don’t know if I, personally, have ever seen one in the wild!

Eh, I used this mascara and it was very average. So it’s better than one position, two minute sex but not better than hot beginning of the relationship, can’t get your hands off each other sex.

If by “better than sex” they are saying that this mascara is better than sex at defining and volumizing your eyelashes, then I’d say that must be true.

(I do realize that they’re not actually saying this)

The part that gets me is the detail that Paul wore earplugs. Too loud for him, but fuck his neighbors. Living his libertarian values.

Which is truly unfortunate, because it used to be mad love. RIP HiddleRand.

I wouldn’t be so sure. Not long ago I witnessed my idiot of a landlord, a man in his 60s, attempt to start a physical altercation with a moving man I had hired off CL to help me bring in a large wardrobe/armoire, because said moving man had inadvertently knocked down a low-hanging metal bird feeder as he was in the…

He was mowing at 5 AM?? I’d tackle a neighbor for that

I am inCREDIBLY ahead of the trends and was her last year and I did an EXCELLENT job. I tied some turkey feet around my neck (I don’t know why I have three turkey feet, but I do. And chicken feet are TINY so I went with a larger fowl) and I stuck a flashlight in a plastic skull and put it on a stick. BOOM I’m Baba…

I think I’d go with the “medieval peasant strung out on ergot” look.

What, no Bosch?

My husband is from Ireland. Maybe one look could include a doctor with a hacksaw performing symphysiotomy on an unconsenting woman. The magdalen laundries would also be a great dress up alternative. The most shallow reading of the history of the Catholic Church in Ireland would result in some FABULOUS costumes.

Tempered glass pie plates are second best to aluminum, and Martha Stewart is right to want that pie plate back. The fancy pottery pie plates cause soggy crusts, there I said it.

This pisses me off about gun nuts: just because you have a constitutional right to something doesn’t mean you have to have easy access to it. The two are not mutually exclusive.

The false reporting rate for rape is about the same as it is for other felonies - roughly 2% to 8% - but you don’t see the same kind of “allegedly” language thrown about when someone says their TV got jacked.

I’m sure a person who is alleged to have insisted that Cohen stay just a little bit longer at Westwick’s apartment and was more concerned about looking embarrassed in front of Westwick is going to incriminate themselves.

Living, as I do, in a one-bedroom apartment, I long someday for more walls and doors. Partially for privacy, and partially because it is nice to put art and furniture up against walls. Yes, you can let your furniture “float” in a large space, but you need more square footage to float your furniture without it looking…