Yeah, the purchasing process seemed onerous. Like, IF I liked them, I’d still only be able to pick the styles they had in stock in my size and then there’s a time limit when the ‘party’ ends....for added pressure, I guess. I was looking at it going “Y’all do know the internet exists, right? Where I can endlessly…

I’m going to have to go with death here. Not only do I have short and stumpy legs (thanks, Mother) but I spend more than an hour in my gym every day. I also walk up and down a slight hill several times a day tending to my animals- so, I have stump em’s legs, super muscular calves, hard, high rump and smaller waist.…

“You don’t understand because you’re not a mom.”

Yep. Especially when you consider the last scandal Lularoe just had was about how fragile they are and how sometimes they rip the first time you put them on. Consultants were sharing posts about how to delicately hand wash them and air dry them and only use certain products and I’m like FUCK no. If you can’t be washed…

Their winter collection looks impressive

“Omg but its so comfortable! And it has pockets! You don’t understand because you’re not a mom.” Ok but my black track pants and a white tee shirt are comfortable and have pockets, and no I’m not a mom, but you certainly won’t confuse me for a colorblind toddler.

It’s an obvious pyramid scheme. If it were legit you could buy it straight up online or in stores, but you can’t. You have to buy it from a consultant, and you can only pick from whatever they happen to receive in their buy-in package.

Me too! My mom went on a business trip to London and got me a pair of boots when I was 14. I’m 40 now and still wear them. It drives my mom crazy.

Must be nice having that evil State funded healthcare you hate so much there to treat you for free at a time like this eh Rand.

It’s like you don’t even understand the criticism of “thoughts and prayers” as empty and effortless pablum.

No, dipshit. It’s when those Christians only say “thoughts and prayers” that we openly mock them, because they refuse to do anything else.

With everything hideous happening in the world right now I’ve NEVER BEEN HAPPIER to read a skincare article. I read it with a ferocity reserved for the great Russian novelists. I read parts of it out loud. I opened every link in a new window. Thanks for throwing us some fluff. If I cry over my laptop anymore this week…

That was something I really appreciated about “Atomic Blonde,” in all of the really insane physical stuff they kept her in a flat. I’m a shoe freak and it’s always bothered me continuity wise when you have a character in a stiletto and then suddenly she has to do something cool and the shoe changes. It’s…

You’re thinking of Kate Moss and the ‘heroin chic’ look of the grunge era. I saw in person Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington, Yasmin Ghauri, Veronica Webb, and many others. They didn’t look unhealthy - I don’t know if they were or weren’t, but they definitely didn’t look like they’d…

John C. Reilly is a goddamn national treasure.

I haven’t seen anything with John C. Reilly lately, but I remember being hella impressed the couple years that he was in pretty much every good movie (Chicago, The Good Girl... I’m blanking on the others).

It’s not her natural face, so no. She got a nose job to take her career to the next level and she’s actually quite conventional looking - bland. The real supermodels have unique, strange, beautiful faces and actually aren’t conventionally beautiful in person (except for Cindy Crawford). In person you could see up…

John C Reilly is amazing. He can be so goofy and funny in one flick, and then display weight and gravitas in another. I thought that his work in “We Need to Talk About Kevin” deserved so much more recognition.

Eh, I like Alec Baldwin’s reflections.

I love Dirt Bag but these last few weeks it’s really been Celebrity Barf Bag.