Whoever drinks sugar free lime red bull really needs to know that is not an acceptable thing.

OMG! I need those eyebrows - can you imagine having FOUR? (2 above the existing ones). Sexual harassment deterrent.

I’m here to bitch because the header stories on Jez contain not one but two pics of Harvey Weinstein (plus bonus asshole Steve King) and I’m tired of seeing his fat fucking face and that makes that not an Acceptable Thing.

My cat Loki will hug on me and he looks exactly like one of those clip on koala bears! All the love

Dude dude dude. I LOVE THE KOALAS. Send me all the koalas. I will put that shit on everything.

It looks like Eric Andre and Keegan Michael Key. I’m assuming they changed the names to actually match the rest of the cast, instead of English-name-that-makes-no-sense-to-be-in-this-movie and Banzai, which... yeah.

Someone on The Root suggested Key and Peele as Timon and Pumbaa.

Did your boyfriend mention that Nala can best Simba in a fight, but a dozen lionesses have no choice but to submit to the weakling lion Scar as he destroys their entire ecosystem? They have to wait until Simba literally grows up and then gets his act together to come home and save them.

I’m not happy. Leave it as a cartoon or use humans, but don’t have an entire movie with CGI animals.

Irons was AH-MAZING as Scar and I would have loved to have seen him come back, but I’m willing to give Chewy a chance. He’s never disappointed me before, so I’m assuming he won’t now.

I don’t hate her, but everyone needs to cool their jets with the “YAAASSSS KWEEEEN” foolery.

“soft-boiled clitoris” might be the most disgusting string of words I’ve ever heard.

That’s undeniable.

That’s not a stupid question at all. There is a very clear answer, though. The reason Republicans are pushing so hard on abortion is because for a LOT of conservative Christian voters, abortion is the ONLY reason they don’t vote Democrat. If Republicans dropped their crusade against abortion, they’d be dropped by a…

I’m no saint either. I listened to misogynistic music and justified my tacit support of the messages they portrayed by claiming “I just dig the bangin’ ass beats.” Back in my club-hopping days I revered my “homies’” overly aggressive “don’t take no for an answer” approach when talking to women as being a “playa”…

I was fully expecting at least one of Billy or Max to have psychic powers, and I was a little let-down when I realized their main powers were being groovy.

This article completely missed the Cobra Kai costume. The best part of that whole sequence

The most unrealistic thing this show has ever done is trying to play it off like that party was on a weeknight, and everyone was just at school the next day as normal.

As someone old enough to remember being a shithead kid in 1984, a couple of things really stood out to me about this scene.