Sweet. I’ll have to get back down there someday. SF Zoo has a pretty rocking lemur “forest” that was partly sponsored by John Cleese, of all people. They have a lot of heat lamps because that neighborhood never seems to get above like 50º. Poor lemurs.

Oh, Henry Doorly’s reputation precedes it. I had an afternoon to kill in Omaha way back when, and I was very disappointed that the logistics didn’t work out so I could spend it at that zoo.

Whoa whoa whoa I need a ticket to this zoo right now.

Yah, I think they copied and pasted the text of the lawsuit from a “Bob’s Burgers” script.

You know how it can get out of hand. I scream, you scream... inevitably, we all scream.

I mean, if we’re talking best, Musee Mechanique and its profound weirdness have to top the list, right? And that only costs as much as you’re willing to convert into quarters. You can easily follow someone else around and wait for them to feed some quarters into the orchestrion.

Whoa, they got Dominic Cooper to come back?

I’ve got one of those Bed in a Box mattresses and it is AMAZING. Highly recommended.

OMG why don’t you have more stars for this?

They just sound like crappy, on-campus bars to me, since UC Berkeley has a Bear’s Lair pub. It’s cracking me up to picture those drunk college bros getting botox while they sip their IPA.

She starred on Battlestar Galactica and I agree about the card text. “I want to have kids” seems more like something someone would have to tell themselves when they are already a parent and trying to cope with the stress and remember why it’s worth it.

TRUTH. I am gradually adopting that philosophy across different types of purchases. It definitely made life a lot better when I made the change in my shoe & bra shopping habits, for instance.

Okay, the operative word in that sentence must be “good,” then. I tend to cheap out on most kitchen gear except for my pans.

Kinda surprised that nobody else here is terrified of hooking their eyelid while casting. Is it weird that I’m afraid of that?

It must work, or people wouldn’t be so easily excited by fake Black Friday markdowns year after year. The illusion of saving money is a powerful drug.

The fuck? Am I the only one who can only keep that type of spatula intact for about a week before somebody melts it? Pass it down to your daughter? Please.

Hey now, there’s a whole week in September when the temperature rockets up to 70º. So balmy!

Oh gosh, everywhere? I remember specifically seeing only purple workout clothes on the... hmm... REI? website. One of those major brands. The dance supply site where I get leotards had a long stretch of purple dominance, too. And basically every eyeshadow palette from every brand seems to be made for cool skintones.…

Oh my God why do we need MORE purple? It is already SO HARD to find clothing or makeup that isn’t tainted with purple.