Oh, excellent. The color that makes your skin look neon yellow. The color that is already everywhere, so you can’t get a workout shirt in any other shade. We’re gonna get more of that. Great.

This sludge is really useful if you want some privacy. My mother got Bag Balm all over the doorknobs when I was a kid and it was impossible to open any doors without a struggle/getting a handful of grease. She could have been chilling in her room all evening with a bottle of Chardonnay and we wouldn’t have tried to…

Does anyone have a makeup remover that they love?

You’re probably right about that. I’m a Great Lash devotee (as long as I can get the big brush), and I have thin, blonde hair. My lashes are long, but I imagine they’re probably not that thick by eyelash standards, if my super thin head hair is anything to go on.

Good example. I just got physically itchy even thinking about going to the post office.

Anyone who says you can just ignore Christmas has never needed something from the Union Square Macy*s in November/December.

pssst!

Uh huh, and they’re in totally friendly competition over a guy from way outside Tiana’s social class, to say the least...

I mean, if you have no interest in sitting through a Disney movie, there’s no need to bother actually watching it. I know plenty of people who don’t care for them.

I’ve seen the movie a couple of times and I’d say she saves him, not the other way round.

Alternate casting suggestion for her:

You’re not alone. My initial reaction was relief that they weren’t wearing pointe shoes on that marble floor. Oh God. So slippery. Not enough rosin on this planet.

This one’s pretty good, though:

That’s so sweet. Wasn’t that a great feeling for a pre-internet weird kid - “somebody cares as much about my bizarre obsession as I do?!”

Me too! Bob Ballard was my HERO. I could spend hours staring at the school library’s book of Titanic cross-sections and I wore my cloisonné Titanic brooch to school every April 14. I think I’ve only seen the movie three times, but I’m so down to check it out again on the big screen.

I was 15 when it came out, so I was in the key demographic. Nobody at my school was really into the movie. We were all still crushing on Leo as Romeo but Titanic was just too damn cheesy.

Oh FFS. BRING BACK MOVIE INTERMISSIONS. Just do it, guys.

Does Freckles Frozen Custard count? Their Snappy Turtle makes me so happy.

Meh, it’s okay. “They’re Real” by Benefit is also okay. I’ll always just go right back to good old $5 “Great Lash,” especially now that they have the big brush.

Wikipedia estimates the population of Hollywood at around 86,000 people and Google Maps says there are 20 schools (with more just outside the official borders). Just sayin’. It’s a real place.