All-girls, Catholic school, ‘99 & ‘00. They advised us ahead of time not to arrive at the prom showing obvious signs of intoxication. (So, basically, “be sure you can hold your liquor.”) They cracked down on same-sex dates if they felt like it, but I know someone whose date was a girl who’d been expelled the previous…
Hot damn. No wonder you never miss it.
Hot damn, take some vitamins, I guess. You can do this.
That’s my birthday weekend, too. Suddenly, it seems like whatever event I do end up planning for the weekend is gonna look pretty bland by comparison.
Marriage is such a beautiful thing.
Man, you spend five extra seconds on a chore and everybody gasps at how “anal” you are. It’s just silly. Tidiness makes life just a bit more pleasant. Tell him he’s a fool.
I am, but it doesn’t require magic so much as possessing the patience of a neat freak.
HAH! I tend to think the ability is a sign of poor character, honestly.
I saw a little bit of it at the laundromat while folding a fitted sheet. The show was even less interesting than the task at hand.
Have you read up on the delightful names used for ludicrously large wine bottles? Looks like your homie is holding a “Balthazar.”
Yah, they totally look like twins. Those couples always weird me out.
I feel this way whenever they write about whatever person it is who’s named Ansel Elgort. I refuse to remember what those words mean when combined. Write about Liza Minnelli or something, guys.
Avoid any company that has Balanchine (the dance equivalent of a confederate flag) in their repertoire
I’d like to nominate Area X from the Southern Reach Trilogy.
Nice to see that NYCB is starting to move beyond their ossified Balanchine programs and is joining the rest of the country’s major dance companies in putting out some new works! There’s such an amazing new generation of choreographers at work right now and this company is far too talented to stay in that 20th century…
Good luck, friend.
Aaaaaaaa! Priorities, man! You needs ‘em!
Same sentiment over here RE: the Spice Girls. They are so fun.
As a Californian, I will probably be deported for this but: