Grawp makes me queasy. You’re not alone.

Oh my God. This is the best celebrity encounter story I’ve ever heard. And I’m from Los Angeles.

Yah. As the younger sister in my family, “Snowman” really dug up some old Feelings.

Yah. I re-watched it for the first time, recently, and OH DEAR GO WTF WAS THAT.

Aw, that must have been nice. I turned 18 just in time to vote for Gore.

You’re not the only one! Archival photo of me at age six during the ‘88 election:

I got mine the first available day after the inauguration. I guess I was kind of holding out the naive hope that it wasn’t really going to happen and the Electoral College would revolt or a comet would fall to earth, or something.

If a rando’s personal account is reassuring to you:

Well, yes, that’s definitely true. It’s effective.

I’m a pretty big horror fan, but seeing Trainspotting at 14 was and is the scariest movie experience I’ve ever had. Dunno if I’ll ever rewatch it.

I had a wonderful time wandering the halls when I stayed there a few years ago. I was so glad they allow you the freedom to roam around and search for ghosts.

Seeing all Willow’s outfits and the way everyone’s covered in sequins in the later episodes really makes me feel better about how stupid my clothes were in high school and college.

*goes to Express website*

You might want to try Levi’s 811 jeans. They are mid-rise so they don’t cut into your waist, and the waist is small enough while the hips and thighs are big enough. They are the only jeans I’ve ever been truly comfy wearing. I think my hips are about 12" bigger than my waist, if that helps as a reference.

Shoulda done the press event in Chicago. Even if the snow was six feet deep, people would just tunnel their way to the event.

Yah, I know it’s our first week of sun after eleventy-five weeks of rain and gloom, but man... I’d trade the sunny weather for Ewan.

Ok but is there a beast in it and if so, is it a direct threat to guests? More concerned about beast contingency than architectural detail, honestly. Are we talking wild boar, minotaur, ill-tempered beaver...?

Heck yes. That could be the premise of The Abyss II.

Avatar is BORING, Cameron. Make another movie about the damn ocean. Everybody is interested in that. Bob Ballard can probably list about 50 really interesting topics you could build a movie around.

I’ve somehow never contracted one, but I’m pretty sure it’s due to the fact that I have to go goddamn constantly. It’s not a super-fun tradeoff.