I marched in the NYC parade! Here, have a doggie!

I just want to say that I had the very, honorable pleasure of crossing paths with the legend that is Liza and when she saw the excitement in my eyes about being so near her star, she turned and winked at me. Best.Day. Ever.

This kind of shit never happens to me. Fake fingernail in my soup? Sure. Hair in my salad? All the time. Complimentary bag of weed? NEVER. What have I done to anger you, Universe?

Okay, it's fine that she was upset or whatever but: "It could have been crack. It could have been cocaine in that little baggie," is not really a reasonable thing to say. It could have been crack or cocaine or heroin or arsenic or a defused hand grenade, but it wasn't. It was marijuana. Her fries could have been…

I have a feeling I'm going to get slammed for this, but dude! Just chuckle and give it to a friend (or throw it away). No need to call the cops and get anybody fired. It could have been cocaine, or crack, or anthrax, or a loaded handgun, or KKK propaganda, but it wasn't. It was just weed. Your kids could have found an…

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

By age 6, shouldn't kids be past that "putting things in their mouth when they don't know what it is" stage anyway? I mean, if it was a two-year-old, sure. But if your 6-year-old finds a bag of something in their French fry order and their first impulse is to pop it in their mouth, you're going to have to do a lot of…

Two articles with that tag! I was almost sure it was joke only for this one.

Dr. Ore seems really brave and reasonable. I'm glad she stood up for herself like that and what happened to her (from what I saw; it was a little hard to tell what was going on in the video) seems completely unwarranted. But can we please also remember that she was comfortable standing up to the cops because she's a…

That officer should be fired, or at least severely disciplined. A big part of your job as a police officer is to de-escalate situations. You shouldn't escalate the smallest of situations into a full blown confrontation. If a police officer is slamming someone to the ground as a result of a jaywalking stop, the…

While technically the cop can request her ID, (even tho she was not operating a motor vehicle, he thought she was breaking the law), she doesnt HAVE to. Yes, by law he can then arrest her unfortunately, but shes not obligated to provide ID. She can make it as diffficult as she wants, and I dont blame her. I dont…

I'm going to slam you on this car.

I know you know how much I also hate Guy Fieri, but I would eat that abomination and I would eat it all in one sitting, so help me God.

I agree with what you're saying here. I have to avoid comments on other websites about this topic because the superiority of people lucky enough to go to college makes me sick. I went to college but I try to be aware that it was a privilege and not everyone can or should do that.

Uh, no. I'm going to forgive this comment because you clearly do not understand how the tipping standards currently work: waiters don't make anything close to what you're saying. The waiter hourly is $2.13. Not a typo.

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I think people saying things about race that may be true make people suspicious not because it's wrong to recognize that race exists but, rather, because the majority of people who feel the need to point that out are doing so for blatantly racist reasons. I Googled for statistics on Jewish Hollywood executives and…

It's true that learned racism is something that can effect people subconsciously, even if they think they're not racist. That's true for all our negative motives. Greed, lust, rage, and so on. But that's what you have a conscious mind for - to filter those subconscious thoughts. It's no more rational to say that…

What I found very interesting about Oldman's original comments was his expressed belief that racism is no big deal because everybody does it. It's very typical among those who defend hate-speech. They have these bigoted beliefs and they assume that everyone else is just as racist (or sexist or homophobic or…

#endingmen is so funny because it's SO RIDICULOUS. Of course there are crazy pants feminists who think the world would be better if it was a world without men. Just like there are men who think the world would be better without women (except for sex purposes).