I understand your qualm but consider that hiding someone from your timeline means hiding everything they post - including last minute cancellation tickets to [your favorite artists] concert due to baby things - and that baby photos and videos take a while to load (in the case of videos, play automaniacally).

The frequency of women walking up to men and, randomly and without context, telling them to pay for things is truly one of the greatest cultural problems of our time.

Don't forget to pester that woman reading her book at your local Starbucks. She's only pretending to be busy and totally wants you to interrupt her to ask her out.

I wasn't really going for trollishness. More like satire.

Remember: If they don't want to go out with you, they're lesbians.

Hi, just breezing through here. Didn't read the article but wanted to comment on the picture. That woman would be so much prettier if she just smiled. Anyway, I'm heading to the gym now to hit on the women while they're trying to work out. I think I'm going to ask the hot blonde I have a crush on to smile for me…

Having been a fat kid in NO WAY excuses her nasty abuse.

Official Disney response:

Thank you. I was starting to feel like the only person in the universe who doesn't understand the frenzy over this movie. I liked it, my kid liked it, but I didn't think it was THIS good. I'm perplexed by the whole thing.

"Apparently, Disney didn't expect Frozen to be such a colossal hit"

Yeah, I remember the moment when it dawned on me that the real story of Lot was that he offered up his two young daughters to be raped by a frenzied mob and that this was why God decided he alone was moral enough to save. Then his wife looked back as the only home shed ever known was destroyed in fire and brimstone…

Since I'm probably older than their moms all I can think is "mentor, adopt, set up with a nice young lady his age."

She's old enough to call dad out on his bullshit. She has Twitter, therefore she has access to tools of which to educate herself.