Sorry, I stopped reading when I got to Active Bitchface. I'm dying. You killed me.

In this case? Yeah. Either have an actual costume or have a kid with you. That is the point of halloween.

"You know, those kids can just go down to the Clinic and get candy. Or they can use all those welfare dollars to buy candy and chips just like I see their moms doing all the time while they talk on their iPhones."

I used to trick-or-treat with a friend who lived in a neighborhood like the one the Active Bitchface letter-writer describes. We'd start in her neighborhood, but almost always make our way over to the poor neighborhood before long, because they, invariably, gave better candy. Once I was a bit older, I felt SUPER…

She could just start handing out yuppie "healthy" treats. Kids of all walks of life will stop bugging her pretty damned quick. She could also simply turn off her porch light and not participate, because it's clear she doesn't enjoy receiving trick or treaters, so she can fuck off.

"...or is it legitimately a free-for-all in which people hunt down the best candy grounds for their kids?"

Sorry, there are no pee's. Would you like to buy a bowel?

And then there's the Barbie/Breaking Bad crossover, where Barbie says "Meth is hard." You know, 'cause of the chemistry and whatnot.

Nah, I'd still rather let my 6-year-old kid watch "Barbie: Legend of the Candy Princess Horse" than "Breaking Bad". Besides, if it forces more people to go to comic book shops for them then I'm all for keeping them out of Toys R Us.

This clickbaity article with no real substance needs more people calling it thus, increasing the comment count and moving it up the sidebar so that more people can call it out for what it is and then maybe buy a Chevy Volt.

51, actually. Old enough to know a lame-ass dude playing at what he thinks a female would be like, if she thought like he did.

Would whoever mused "I wonder what's up with Sydney Leathers" please promise to never do that again?

I'm not clutching my pearls about a married dude having an affair, nor this woman's role in it. But this vindictive piece from someone who rewarded his egotism is the height of hypocrisy.

I was expecting more…… facts.

Oh Jezebel/GM - just NO.

The only justification we need for abortion is that a woman wants one.

Yeah... I just looked at your history. You're about as "liberal" as you are "female". Which is to say, you're a troll who's neither, pretending to be both.

They claim that they do, and perhaps they've convinced themselves that they care about embryos. But given a real live embryo, they would... well, first of all they'd need a microscope to know that it's there, and you can kinda see a real baby with the naked eye (and hear and smell it, too).

I know whenever I get pregnant accidentally, I head to the Alamo to think things through.

AEI - Women being concerned about the unlikely probability that they are drugged is a bad thing.