Roving gangs of coked-up Cockney electricians irritably searching for their tools and getting into fistfights? When they make a movie of this I want Statham in there STAT. 

Why do they need an AC system? Just don’t play on either of the sunny days they get.

(unless you’re in, like, Qatar, in which case there’d be 400 dead Indians and Nepalese)

That country once ruled half the world.

Maybe they need to hire the guys building the World Cup stadiums in Qatar. Those seem to be going off without a hitch!

Spurs making a mess of a state-of-the-art stadium is the most on-brand thing ever.

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

Over the history of the Internet, [chubby white dudes from rural Texas with carefully manicured goatees] have had limited success in not regularly shoving their feet in their mouths and up their own asses.

Just think about the burden we place on that old, white man by calling him a racist. He has to carry that with him. I thought we were past this in 2018.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

“I really don’t want to waste a lot of time responding to outdated, inaccurate, ignorant, idiotic statements.”

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

I get what you’re saying, but look at this sentence a little differently:

The point is not that Beadle is easy to replace, it’s that ANY of these sausage necks would be equally as easy to replace as Beadle, so they should just shut the fuck up and settle down about the “importance” of their “work.”

But Greeny is somehow more qualified to “explain the intricacies of a zone blocking scheme or break down a jet sweep?”

Thats right. I forgot the first day at Columbia Journalism School where they said “If you have a vagina, you will not be taken serious as a sports reporter.”

Right but she’s a woman so her unbiased perspective is invalid.

Zach Lowe, who maybe ESPN’s best NBA writer, is entirely open when discuss draft prospects that he has not seen them and knows nothing about them. He will discuss what the NBA team needs and how the player might fit based on others breakdowns, but he doesn’t pretend like watching 100 college games on top of his NBA…

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

Are we all going to feign surprise at your lack of reading comprehension? Or is that just a given on kinja? Because the article clearly states he got the tattoos in prison after he was a cop.