What are the odds he’s already gotten a message from Jack Thompson? I’d say somewhere in the realm of 100%.

I’m sure horses weren’t crazy about cars either.

Definition: From 2016 to...

I wanted to see this in the theater but it was sold out when I tried. Weird since this was a bomb when it came out. Guess my town was just hipper than every where else.

There are also more Americans working in the solar industry than in coal, but he still put tariffs on solar panels.

No, he just has a time machine. But he’s not smart enough to use it to go back and warn himself about his bankruptcies.

I got that part, that certainly establishes he was in the area and would make a good suspect but my hazy recollection of the actual events (Spoiler alert) by they time they actually tracked him down to the boat where he killed himself they were pretty sure he had killed Versace. I’m just not seeing how they came to…

Not related to this episode, but it’s been bugging me for a while. How did they figure out Andrew killed Versace?

I think it’s pretty clear what the president was saying is that everyone under 21 should have military style weaponry.

“Morally reprehensible and strategically stupid” is a Trump family motto.

You getting banned from YouTube for being an asshole is NOT A FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUE!

I only once ever saw any bit of The Apprentice. I flipped the channel and it was Trump saying to his contestants: “You’re gonna get to see the best apartment in New York, it’s my apartment.” I’m not sure you can more concisely demonstrate what a self-centered asshole he is.

Disappointed he never said: “Cause no trouble.”

And the phrase wasn’t even added to money until the 1950s as part of the Red Scare.

Trump says “active shooter drills” is negative and scary for kids so we should change that. Actually being shot by an active shooter must be less scary since he doesn’t seem to want to do much about that.

Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!

I think traditionally this is when the Arrested Development narrator pops up.

I saw an interview with them on the local news today, they are mid to late 40s at the most. I remember seeing news stories about this house being for sale and they all noted it had been used in the show.

It’s that we’re sick of winning all the time. He tried to warn us, if only we’d listened.

...oatmeal? Pretty sure what you’re worshipping there is Satan.