I think it’s pretty clear what the president was saying is that everyone under 21 should have military style weaponry.

“Morally reprehensible and strategically stupid” is a Trump family motto.

You getting banned from YouTube for being an asshole is NOT A FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUE!

I only once ever saw any bit of The Apprentice. I flipped the channel and it was Trump saying to his contestants: “You’re gonna get to see the best apartment in New York, it’s my apartment.” I’m not sure you can more concisely demonstrate what a self-centered asshole he is.

Disappointed he never said: “Cause no trouble.”

And the phrase wasn’t even added to money until the 1950s as part of the Red Scare.

Trump says “active shooter drills” is negative and scary for kids so we should change that. Actually being shot by an active shooter must be less scary since he doesn’t seem to want to do much about that.

Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!

I think traditionally this is when the Arrested Development narrator pops up.

I saw an interview with them on the local news today, they are mid to late 40s at the most. I remember seeing news stories about this house being for sale and they all noted it had been used in the show.

It’s that we’re sick of winning all the time. He tried to warn us, if only we’d listened.

...oatmeal? Pretty sure what you’re worshipping there is Satan.

I’m glad he takes so much “executive time.” His laziness is saving us (somewhat) from his evilness.

Some others have noted that at 6'3" and 239 he would be on the very upper end of overweight according to the BMI. Shed an inch or two and he’s into obese without even considering that the 239 number cannot possibly be accurate. 

I’d not like to wager another Trump term on the idea that America has gotten significantly less sexist and racist by 2020.

Your life expectancy goes up as you get older, since there is a 0% chance of you having died younger than you are now. So for a woman aged 84 there is a life expectancy of about 7 years.

Pretty sure both Rogue One and The Last Jedi were both delayed to December.

Force Awakens and Rogue One box office would suggest otherwise.

Kind of surprised Disney hasn’t just decided to own the December box office with a Star Wars movie every year. It’s worked well for them so far.