Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!

I think traditionally this is when the Arrested Development narrator pops up.

I saw an interview with them on the local news today, they are mid to late 40s at the most. I remember seeing news stories about this house being for sale and they all noted it had been used in the show.

It’s that we’re sick of winning all the time. He tried to warn us, if only we’d listened.

...oatmeal? Pretty sure what you’re worshipping there is Satan.

I’m glad he takes so much “executive time.” His laziness is saving us (somewhat) from his evilness.

Some others have noted that at 6'3" and 239 he would be on the very upper end of overweight according to the BMI. Shed an inch or two and he’s into obese without even considering that the 239 number cannot possibly be accurate. 

I’d not like to wager another Trump term on the idea that America has gotten significantly less sexist and racist by 2020.

Your life expectancy goes up as you get older, since there is a 0% chance of you having died younger than you are now. So for a woman aged 84 there is a life expectancy of about 7 years.

Someone else said the military would shoot down any planes approaching the edge, so which is it?

I found one of those videos and looked at the comments. i don’t know why I did that to myself.

I’m sure math is a hoax too.

Yes, like this.

I have heard they take the UN logo as an admission that they’re right.

Because they say it actually looks like this.

Global warming is obviously just another hoax. Notice how it’s called “global” warming!

So the diameter of Earth is 7917.5 miles, which if it were flat would be the radius from the north pole to Antarctica. That would make the circumference of a flat Earth to be about 49,000 miles. 

One continual edge.

Yes, like this.