I don’t even play Overwatch and even I know Widowtracer is the best ship.

The trailer for Cast Away even revealed the final shot of the movie.

I noticed that too as I scrolled past them, because there is no way I am subjecting myself to that.

This is one of the most nonsensical ideas I’ve ever heard. Even if coal did come back (it won’t) there is absolutely no downside to learning a new marketable skill.

If only the Confederates had been allowed to enslave human beings a little bit that whole Civil War thing could have been avoided.

Sounds like she’s already paying the going rate.

This list will be updated.

Um...does he know...

Being unqualified is a chief qualification for working in the Trump Administration.

In 2016, she called global warming a “kind of paganism” for “secular elites.”

On the 9/11 anniversary this year a radio station I listen to played a montage from that day and after. Naturally it featured some GWB speeches and I was amazed.

So we’ve got a man who thought The Handmaid’s Tale is a utopian novel and one who might start World War 3 because someone made fun of his hair on Twitter.

It’s hard to say how much of that is genuine, Poe’s Law and all.

Every photo of him speaking is so cringe inducing...

When has a little thing like verified facts ever stopped him from claiming anything?

I don’t even own enough whites to make a load. #thestruggleisreal

I’m sure those people who spent the last 8 years screeching about deficits will be equally appalled by this proposal... right?

If only he’d rented a private plane from Trump everything would have been fine.