Finally a way to find that self centered asshole I’ve been looking for.

He transferred from Clown College.

I think she means in more definitive terms rather than the “well maybe, we’ll see” most actors and creators use to discuss these kinds of things.

I ate them like that as a kid because that’s how my mom made them. I thought I didn’t like steak until I got to college and had one that wasn’t cooked to the point of being rubbery.

I just turned 38, so based on my sample size of one, you will have forgotten about all of them next year.

I wonder if the people who decided to make this perfectly read the zeitgeist or if it was just an unhappy accident.

Pandora keeps trying to introduce me to new music, but I thumbs down that shit. I’m happy in my rut.

I’m old and apathetic these days, I’d advocate for that position but I can’t be bothered.

*insert Burger King crown image here*

If you were young and angry you’d love all of them.

I had missed Jimmy Eat World so that brings me up to a five, one and a meh.

I recognize four names on this entire list... and only like one of them. Yep, old.

Tangentially related: where is the follow option for these sub-blogs now?

Abe Lincoln in the Fight Club game... for some reason.

There is not a single word in that headline that makes me interested.

They’re the doctors causing the autism, right?

Basically this.

Looking over my twitter feed it was impossible to tell which things were exaggerated for comedic effect and which were just direct quotes.

No we jumped it last this, this is the prolonged spiral into self parody.