I imagine people walking into Wayne manor and wondering by Bruce’s piano has a batman logo on it. Also how does it replicate that picture?

Shockingly not. It’s from Batman: Fortunate Son written by Gerard Jones. But it’s certainly batshittery insane enough to be from Miller.

Based on his past comments I would expect something like “If I had been there with my gun it would have turned out differently, folks. Believe me... believe ME!”

I had to wrap my legs up in a blanket like some little old lady! How can one even survive in this weather?

It was the biggest Electoral College victory in the history of 2016 elections! You just have to limit your focus until it’s true.

Going around the country holding rallies to get ego fellated on the tax payer dime only fills up so much of the day. He’ll have plenty of spare time!

It’s going to be 67 in southern CA today, better break out the scarves.

I like these two as well:

But Chinese are foreigners so everything they do must be specifically to screw us over.

Maybe I should invest in gun companies, I can make some money off of WWIII.

How could you possibly compare this to an MI film? We’ve got Tom Cruise sprinting, but his hair is not sufficiently floppy to fit in with Mission:Impossible.

He usually does, or at least threatens to.

All of his arguments and insults are ad hoc, so to look for some logical consistency is a fool’s errand.

I’ve heard the slight variation of Mix-yez-pit-lick.

The important question is how will they pronounce his name?

My question is why would anyone bother with doing that? There was zero chance California was ever going to go for Trump and as it is so perfectly clear a popular vote win is meaningless.

I had this exact question, if you’re going to go through all the trouble of getting millions of illegals to vote why not have them vote in states that matter like Ohio or Florida?

I’m looking to start an electric car company, anyone know what Tesla’s middle name was?

Remember when Colbert was satire?

Yes, they were absolutely overblown. My point is that after making that huge deal about it over the campaign if he nominates Romney or Petraeus he’s a massive hypocrite.