Pizza with a knife and fork? What kind of monster are you?

No, a fucking asshole would be for a sexologist to identify.

I’ve wondered the same thing about him and Adam Carolla.

By Trump standards that’s pretty self reflective.

I’d rather not, I’ll just take your word for it.

He didn’t double down and insist he had seen it like with the 9/11 claim. So baby steps, which if his feet are anything like his hands is really all he can do.

At this rate he might have normal sized hands in about 50 years!

He admitted he was wrong about something? Is he growing ever so slightly as a person?

But will Autotrader pay you enough to finally buy a decent microphone?

Are... are you one of those mustard people?

EL James must be so excited.

Countdown to a video of people driving through the crowd to be “funny”.

No, James. Why do you think those Avatar sequels have been taking so long to make?

Came here to post this. Wasn’t there also a career mode where you could upgrade the parts on your team?

It’s kind of phenomenal how badly CC managed to fuck up. Losing Colbert, Stewart and Bee all in about a year.

So he’s completely deranged but still had enough sense to wear rubber gloves while handling the shit? Seems an odd contradiction.

I suspect also there is more to it than she just turned it down. It might also be she felt she wasn’t ready, she is pretty young.

I know she said she didn’t want it, but she would have been such a great replacement for Jon.

One of those areas of Detroit that the city shut off services to maybe?

You can have my cookie dough ice cream when you pry it from my cold dead hands!