He was the fucking writer!

I’m a former WoW player myself and that sounds like a serious addiction problem. My advice would be to set some serious limits on his game time because it will continue to have consequences.

The mean part was when they wouldn’t let us open the presents until 11 or so in the morning.

Now I would think that was hilarious, but as a kid it was less so.

Last year I bought a gift for my girlfriend and in the same amazon order bought myself a new video card. After she opened it I said: “You know what, it’s really not fair is it? I got myself the card which was more expensive than your gift. Know what, i’ll run out and get you something else right now.”

Kim Jong Un would have gotten 105% of the vote. It’s why they don’t have elections, he’s humble.

They’re not actually journalists so they might be safe.

You know, Saddam got 100% of the vote in his last election.

Advocate others behave the way you do without any concern as to whether or not it is the right decision for them or follow up to see how it worked out.

I’d heard rumors that Lucas destroyed the original prints before selling Lucasfilm or put it in the contract that the originals never be released. Something like that must be true because I don’t see Disney turning down the money that would come with releasing a non specialized version for sale.

Healthiest president ever? I don’t know, Reagan was a well known raptor tamer and rider. Can’t do that if you’re not in great shape.

Like any Ben Carson supporter, they both should get used to disappointment.

I assume they will also depict police shooting the “helpers” by mistake and the “helpers” shooting fleeing civilians. Because this type of situation is not at all chaotic and confusing for those involved.

Well in fact in the book Shadow of Endor it was revealed that Ewoks in fact have their genitals on the top of their heads and what appear to be their eyes are instead part of their digestive tract. They see through their fingertips. With the EU being wiped out who knows if that is canon any longer.

I was going to say if he looked like that whilst not being Paul Ryan, but there’s too much Paul Ryan wrapped up in that face. So no.

This is an utter and disgusting lie! Those Ewoks are wearing shawls. Check your facts!

I don’t know, there’s a lot of competition for that title, even if you limit it to just American politicians.

Goddamn, she was one tough lady.

Still trying to find a bottom of that barrel they can’t dig through, I see.

No, I know. We’re a “Judeo-Christian” nation according to them until we start talking about Catholics, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses or one of the other 33,000 denominations in the country (yes, really) then they’re not all “true Christians.”