Ruffalo and Johansson are pretty good too (unless there’s some horrible stuff I don’t know about).

I live in southern California, what is this “fall” nonsense you guys keep making up?

Orange Julius

It’s almost as if a group, who have a common goal, might work together to achieve it. Sounds like communism to me.

Because that worked out so well last time.

$30, the piss smell is free.

Can we look forward to a Hilary dress?

I’d say it’s the smirk they both have that makes the muppet resemble her, not the nose.

His logic:

Is this a “Ladies, he takes after his dad” kind of thing?

I’d argue that you should subdivide Goofy Clooney into Goofy (Burn After Reading, O Brother) and Wry Sardonic Clooney (Three Kings, Gravity).

Less than I expected, honestly.

When it comes to being a “judeo christian” country they’re cool to count catholics and all other flavors of christian as one group but if you ask them they aren’t real christians.

You and your outlandish schemes. Come talk to me when you want to come up with something reasonable.

So infertile or past child bearing age couples or people who choose not to have children should not be allowed to marry then.

Nauseous is to cause someone else to want to throw up.

Explosive was the only missing element.

I was called to jury duty for the first time this year, I never got called out of the waiting room. They showed us movies in between announcements that had subtitles written in texting shorthand with all the associated spelling errors.

Skin cancer is so hot right now.

And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.