If the final cutscene isn’t the heat death of the universe I call bullshit.

Dried out cake frosting is the fucking best.

Remember kids, if you take away the stick they’ve been using to beat people you’re persecuting them.

If it makes you feel any better I’m a far worse person for making the joke.

You’re not fooling me, Carter!

You could tell her it will be for her just like it was before she was born if she’s old enough to understand that. You could also go a bit into the circle of life so that when she dies she will be making it possible for the generations after her to exist and she’ll always be here in some form.

I could dig this, I really enjoyed the ship battles in AC4 (and only the ship battles. But I imagine it would be very frustrating with people who don’t know what they’re doing or don’t listen.

You have a low blood pressure problem then?

Breaking news! Trump is a mind reader!

She could be a great Xena in fight scenes but having watched Haywire I don’t think she’s much of an actress.

Howland Reed?

Okay, just for the sake of argument let’s say a fetus is a person.

And she fucked up the “cool guys don’t look at explosions” vibe by flinching.

The whole point of the deal is that we’re not trusting Iran, that’s why there are inspections!

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You have to give it to Piers Morgan, that man is committed to being on the wrong side of everything.

If you don’t know if it is a choice how can you feel comfortable discriminating against people based on it?

What, no FOV slider?