It’s about time a video game depicted the Battle of Hoth.

See, now you’re getting it.

You see you’re looking at it and making sound judgments based on the narrative and characters presented. That’s why you don’t get it, you need to think shallower and on that skimming the surface level you’d see that these guys and their lifestyle is awesome, bro.

How can I be a more controlling and abusive asshole, Christian asked himself, I think I’ll do that.

Ridiculous things are deserving of ridicule by definition.

I had a 91 Talon and I loved it, even though the transmission kept dying on me.

I worked at the help desk at the time and he was asking to have it changed. I believe they accommodated him.

The assigned email for my college was the first five letters of your last name and a three digit number, seemed like a good system until I met a student named Moroni.

Nobody walks in LA.

Does the fridge work?

We just make it look easy, it’s actually a lot of work.

Huckabee knows earning “The Worst” title in the current republican field is not an easy thing but he’s making a solid effort.

I always figured she was going to change her name to Livia and marry a mob guy from New Jersey.

A bit of a side question. It always seems that defendants show no emotion when a guilty verdict or sentencing is read. Anyone have any insight as to why that is?

You shut your mouth with those absurd and offensive accusations!

Women have spines? The horror!

Hmm, Victorian London. So when we kill Jack the Ripper, final mission?

It’s been a while since I played Episode 2, aren’t there a bunch of loading screens in the game? How did they avoid those?

“Heh, sucks to be you, dude.”

Coexist? No, that turtles throwing some serious side eye.