The saddest one is the Elise. It's one of the best driver's cars ever!!!

I came to say the same thing! Normally I see some off the wall, unrealistic shit like “YOUR MOM NEEDS ANOTHER FAST CAR!? CHECK OUT THIS LAVENDER/PURPLE CAMOUFLAGE 2006 SUBARU BAJA WITH A 2JZ MOTOR SWAP AND DUAL CLUTCH TRANSMISSION! IT ONLY HAS 219,000 MILES AND CAN BE YOURS FOR $29k! AWD INCLUDED! IT’S ALSO A TRUCK!”

This has a shot at being the least-shit collection of responses to “What Car Should You Buy?” in the history of this bit.

Who cares. It’s not like anybody is going to buy this thing to go carving corners at Deal’s Gap. This is a boulevard cruiser.

I’m with you, David. I love the old truck, but I’d rather spend $12k on a “solid” example instead of $40k for a “mint” example. Because unless you continue to keep it in a climate-controlled garage without running up the mileage, you’re going to end up with a $12k “solid” old truck in a few years. 

The very correct chorus.

Margot didn’t appear to specify whether she wanted an automatic or a manual, and didn’t specify if her G35 was auto or manual. But since her Accord V6 had a manual option, at least in the coupe, and she got an automatic, I’ll assume she’s looking for vehicles with an autobox option.

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

BMW can save the Z4 by making it a convertible SUV.

Oh, no, wait...

Author has no idea how to baby. Struggles going to the store in a huge wagon.

For how long are we going to keep calling these compact hatchbacks “crossovers” and accept the fact that modern cars just have more generous ground clearance than before ?

the Camo is doing it’s job

Diesels tend to have better real-world highway performance than the EPA numbers.  My X5 diesel is rated at 31 MPG and I can often get 32+ even when loaded with people and things and averaging 75 mph on the highway.

Given that it is a diesel, I expect it to exceed the EPA ratings.

It made the Kessel Run in less than... oh never mind.

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

I’m 25. That’s around the age of most of our staff writers. Go ride your horse to the tonic bar, Santa.