I like it! Inventive within the confines of the invitation!

Everybody who wore a princess styled dress with an enormous poufy skirt gets an A+! Everybody who wore a short dress is dead to me. And I want Anna Wintour's hair.

I don't even mind cuz I LOVE this outfit. It also satisfies my 10 Things I Hate About You prom fantasies.

High priestess of badassery.

At first glance I thought "ah yes, the no legs look".

That hairstyle reminds me of something...

Not a huge fan of hers but damn if she doesn't look absolutely gorgeous in this picture.

Coming to Jezebel for actual feminism is like going to McDonalds for actual food.

As a WOC (Mexican-American), I agree with everything that you're saying. I, however, also think she has nice tetas. I can coexist with both of those, you know?

Ha, sorry not a feminist nor do I give two fucks about it. As a WOC, feminism was and always will be a cause created by white women and benefits white women specifically. Humanist? Yea sure I'd identify with being a humanist. Not my fault. White feminists have long strived hard to ensure that feminism stays their…

Please don't disgrace pigs by comparing them to Kate Upton. They're actually the third most intelligent animal after primates and dolphins. Kate is nowhere up there in intelligence. Nor is she as cute as actual piggies. Case in point:

Pretty much. I mean what ass? She has absolutely NO waist/hips and a non existent ass. Though methinks she's one of those chicks who's literally fed into her own hype and thinks that because she has a massive pair of jiggling titties she now qualifies as a "curvy" woman now. So now mistakenly believes that she…

Boyfriend: "You should get waxed. That'd be hot."
Me: "Okay... if you pay for it."

And that, my friend, is how you break your partner of the "Every woman should be hairless!" trend. You'd be surprised how little men care about pubic hair when it's their money going to remove it.

I'm on an Iggy binge right now. Which made me double back to Azealia Banks and Dominique Young Unique, who smashed on of the best live sets I've seen in my whole life a few years back at 35 Denton. (And if you haven't seen Miss Unique's latest, "Throw it Down," leave this site immediately and watch the video. Do it.…

I hated the half-hour before we opened, but were prepping the restaurant. Someone always saw me through the window, and thought that since there was a person in the restaurant we must be open...and if I pointed to our hours sign they'd spend the next 25 minutes pounding on the window every time I walked past.

That was definitely not the kind of information we shared with our customers. They needed their facts "managed" a bit sometimes, you understand. Some of them were hanging by a very thin thread.

This blue cheese has mould on it!

Worked at sbux. Once got asked which frappuccino was best for a person with diabetes.

Ah...don't ever work at Starbucks. In addition to all of the insanely stupid questions (why don't you guys have soda? Oh, you don't have ice cream?) literally half of the people that come in there have absolutely no clue what they are ordering. There is no such thing as a dry latte and Starbucks doesn't have 1% milk.

It's so so very hard for people to grasp the concept that a restaurant is not their own personal kitchen.