Otter pops in a nutshell:
I've always been a fan of Lohan's sexual antics, if not her general behavior.
In patriarchal America, porn is you.
News flash: with a minor 21st-century twist or two, not much has changed in Two-Story-Foyer-with-Granite-Countertopville.
It was good until the last 30 minutes or so when it dragged on interminably. Of course, I have the attention span of the dog from Up, so that could be part of the problem.
So this isn't a cosmetic surgery, but ever since middle school I've wanted to get laser eye surgery. My eyesight is reaaaally bad, to the point where I'm nearly legally blind.
I need to say that as an Iowan, the majority of the state does not claim Steve King & are regularly embarrassed by him. We like to pretend that the northwest portion of the state doesn't exist, (save for a few good eggs) and we're proud of the fact that gay marriage has been legal here (by a unanimous decision) since…
Suspend beef, not guacamole! That would be a much bigger win for everyone involved, I can't believe it's even a question to get rid of guac before beef. It's kind of ironic actually - climate change is at the root of the rising costs, yet they're keeping the menu item that contributes most to more climate change. Get…
Well, it seems like you know that this guy is obviously bad news, and that the issue is not "should I end my wonderful marriage and get back with him" but rather, "should I tell my husband that this happened, and that I have feelings about it."
This is what MRAs don't understand about eliminating rape culture. In a perfect world, one where victims were treated with respect, and given the assistance and options they need, this would be so much more simple. A quick and thorough investigation would occur (at the time of the incident, not years later), the…
Wow, they've found a way to be a bigger dork by NOT liking fantasy books.
So ridiculously fine. Sometimes I think she overdoes things and then I'm like, "I can't stay mad at you, RiRi."
You guys!! I wished really hard that this wasn't real AND IT CAME TRUE!!!! You're welcome!
Allison Williams is like that perfect girl from your high school that has it all and you really want to hate her but you can't, because she's also really nice.
I would add to the list:
Hakarl is like stink flipper in Alaska. Bury the flipper of a seal and wait for it to ferment. I'm sorry, no. I do not ferment meat. Even Andrew Zimmern thought it was nasty and he uses "diapery" as a GOOD thing.
It's a fetish y'all. Like all fetishists she gets deep psychosocial gratification from this. If something that could make you, dear reader, as happy as her balloon tits make her, you would be a coward not to go for it.