You're not the only one. "Seasons of Love" makes me want to knife a hobo.

You know what one of the coolest things about this article is?

Occasionally after a long, frustrating day I go home and walk around my house like I'm six feet tall with sleek and terrifying hair and incredible cheekbones. It feels much better to inhabit that space, where I feel like nothing will get in the way of me. I always think of Claire or Charlize Theron in Snow White.

It's my birthday! I got everything I wanted. All my family and friends joining me later for some outside drinking now that it's warm. I got to go to Popeye's Fried Chicken, don't judge me, I LOVE their beans and rice. Then off to Home Depot for some chalkboard paint and a new grill. Best of all? My stepdaughter gave…

Mooooooooooooody.

Re Exhibit B. No man ever thought: "This girl isnt putting out - I should marry her!"

Commenters, do you hear yourselves? There's a lot of but these women were beautiful to begin with... going on here. Why do you think that they are so different from you?

I call BS - there were no love bites (aggressive or polite) in that video, so...

This video is tedious as fuck but I'd lie on that guy's chest too.

Like, "I love you too."

One time a motherfucker tipped me with a purple Crown Royal sack fulla dimes and nickles.

You guys, my secret shame is that I just really like Snooki and JWoww. There is no explanation for it, but I just really do.

I watched this for the doggie.

I was just about to say that. If not giving a fuck was the only qualification for being punk, then the lady wearing Sponge Bob pj's on the bus is bringing it hard core.
Also, SHE TOTALLY GIVES A FUCK. She gives more fucks than anyone has ever given about anything and it's sort of uncomfortable to watch.

The only reason she is not Queen of Basic Bitches everywhere is that Jennifer Garner has her beat.

Dear Miley,

Can you imagine this happening and it blowing out of proportion? Like as in a huge international relations issue and making it into the history books ? A teacher 40 years from now could look upon her pupils and say, " Now students, we are going to continue to study the early 21st century by looking at a major issue…

Option 6: I only wear a merkin woven from lentils on my mons, just like Marilyn Monroe once did, obviously.

And how does a person respond to something like this? How does a woman who started reading this website as a teenager, who used to seek refuge here when her ideas about gender and equality were shot down by her friends, peers, and sometimes even family, who for some reason imagined this place as being a center for…

In the early 1900's Michelin(a french company) started producing a guide known as the Michelin Red guide, for hotels and restaurants, it was meant as a guide for motorists, basically to let them know about places to go dine and stay in. Michelin thought it might increase car travel at the time. It gave stars 1 meaning…