It's almost like he's not a real doctor.

Am I the only one who was totally captivated by the amazing funeral precession scene?

― Milan Kundera, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

She's better than Olivia Munn ever was.

Are you seriously fucking kidding me with these comments? Hey assholes: these are people. They miss their loved ones when they're away from them for long periods of time. They get frustrated when the time they do spend together is heavily restricted and monitored. They get sad when they can’t find enough time or money…

This is why my page on Facebook is a grey alien blob placeholder and nothing else. I never post there. Just try to find me, creditors! I AM A GHOST. A GHOST NINJA.

Hm, I can't help but feel that credit is a sucker's game in the US, "the only winning move is not to play!".

The moment at the Carter household when they opened that invitation/request must have been hilarious.

This chick is painfully boring. She reminds me of all the girls who wore Uggs and North Face in college and and are now *fashionistas* with PR jobs.

Somewhere at the offices of A&E, someone is thinking: "A star is born."

I made the mistake of watching Katy Perrys concert documentary and there is one part where she is breaking up with her husband and she is surrounded by people and she is just crying in the makeup chair and no one hugs here or wipes her tears away and now I just feel sad when I see her. I know that is silly but, damn,…

it's funny, because guys act like this, but girls act like that

Y'all probably don't know this… but I'm constantly writing! A pen truly is a girl's best friend

You know who does make amazing gingerbread houses (and dances like nobody's business)? Dr. Danny Castellano, my One and Only. And just check out those sweet red reading glasses. I mean...

Molly was totally the best one. Haters gonna hate ;)

I was never interested in baby dolls but LOVED Barbie. I wanted to play adult. I also didn't get an American Girl doll until the customized ones came out (though I was a little old for it at the time). The fact that my doll had the exact same eye, hair, and skin color as me was pretty awesome. I can see how it would…

What, no infinity tattoos?

Will there be a special Kris Jenner School for Budding Reality Stars event? Who do you think will win prom queen? (A: Kris Jenner.)