Whatever. I mean, she's perfect for the House's current incarnation, but I didn't come for her.

I had a best friend when I was younger. She and I met when we were 12. I had really large parents; her dad and mom were big, but not as big as mine. We were typical middle-school girls. Except she was diagnosed with Diabetes Type 1 shortly after we met. She lost so much weight from being sick, and that brought on…

I love this woman but would be happy to never hear another one of her songs again.

Yes. Key & Peele totally and utterly rule. Whenever I think of the phrase, "Well, aren't you a tiny plum?" I dissolve into uncontrollable fits of laughter.

Ha. I kind of want to get back together with my ex and I have also been looking for stories about people who reconnected after time apart. I totally get the desire for stories that promise the outcome you're hoping for. Here are my contributions.

Are any of you doing a gift exchange at work and have no idea what to buy for the person you got? ME.

Am I the only person that sees a baby and thinks 'Oh...it's a baby" Like... I don't think 'Nori' is cute, I don't think most babies are cute. They are just little human THINGS.

OK, does anyone else immediately look for a piece, lighter and sack of weed every time someone posts a pic of all the shit on their coffee table? Is that just me? #wheresweedo

I would really love it if Richard Simmons and Jesus were the same person.

Julie Andrews is allowed under the old Hollywood "all foreign accents are British accents" law.

Yeah, I agree. I don't want to do what she's doing (completely analyze and diagnose someone just on sight or a few sound bites) but the way she acts reminds me so much of things or feelings I've seen in myself dealing with EDs.

As a rule, I refuse to shop on Thanksgiving Day or on Black Friday. We give retailers a justification to remain open because we don't say no. We hold nothing sacred and cease to make it a holiday. We also drive other industries to operate on those days as well, creating a culture where we don't value the day, just the…

I like that she created a new form of punctuation. Large period followed by two small periods. I'm dubbing it the emphatic ellipsis.

I think it would be awesome if we could stop lecturing women on what is and isn't empowering for them.

I'M SORRY!

Cara Delevigne is keeping eyebrows in.

Maybe with practice Bush could be as good as Hitler.

I imagine this cat with the voice of Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch and everything is perfect and nothing hurts.

Not to get all Godwin's Law up in here, but this reminds me of some video I've seen of what was basically Hitler home movies, with old Adolf himself flirting with his girlfriend and just being doofily, shorts-wearingly, distressingly human. It's always alarming and confusing when we're reminded of the humanity of…