Why are those last @oddfuckingtaco tweets included? Serious question. Ruined Tweet Beat for me.

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True story: Barbie paid New Kids on the Block Donnie to have sex with Skipper after a date to "Make sure she had a good time."

Lightening may strike and I'm sure to go to hell...but i am so over eveything betty White. I get she is still working but it's gone to far. I don't find any of it workng. Be a comedian not a joke.

DAVID HASSELHOFF MANICALLY GRASPING LEMURS

This story is the archetypal self-licking ice cream cone. Absolutely everyone who hears about it gets to revel in a drug-like high of pure self-righteous outrage, uncut with any unnecessary fillers like nuance, context or history. It's the kind of story that every media outlet loves, because the vast majority of their…

Mesmerized.

I really prefer the pre-surgery Kim as she looks so much more pretty vs. looking Valley of the Dolls.

So, because the two people didn't like the plot or character development, this has to get pushed onto women? It's like you got over the CGI in 5 seconds and then didn't even want to like the rest of the movie.

Yes. Yes, I will do this for you.

So it would have been cheesy if they'd fallen in love, but there wasn't enough emotional investment, except the character background they gave, but you wish they hadn't done that, and it's great that she's a strong character but you want her to stop talking to her daughter…I'm beginning to understand how you're…

My excuse?

I literally just got home from seeing Gravity in IMAX. It was one of the best theater experiences I've had in a long time. I was grateful for the level of realism in the film (especially considering how mainstream it is), and that Sandra Bullock's character was not some limp lovesick noodle. I'm grateful that they…

I wonder if she does research on cancer? I mean, if you can make the time to do it, so can she.

Oh I'm so sorry, I feel your pain. I also have an asshole cat - she is fine when it's just the two of us, and she actually tolerates my boyfriend pretty well, especially now that we've moved in together. But she's awful around other animals and we've resigned ourselves to the fact that we're stuck with just this one…

I've had two different Mabec's tonight - both argentinian. I actually like even the "cheaper" one but boy do I love me a Malbec. BF has Mother's Three Blind Mice. Usually, I'd be rocking a stout, but it's date night, bitches. Also, eating dark chocolate with Malbec is surprisingly perfect as oddly I expected.

Her loss! Have you ever considered actually stealing her boyfriend? I mean, not that you want him, but he seems to need rescuing.

Lady Gaga's cute little septum ring makes me miss mine every time! And Laverne Cox is so friggin stunning.

Kim Kardashian can cure AIDS, cancer and find water on different planet and trashy magazines would still find a way to criticize her. Im not here to defend Kim. I just find it RIDICULOUS how much hate she gets. Was Paris Hilton this hated in her hayday? Calling her a "fat whale" while she's pregnant, criticizing her…