Is "Who is that person? I've never even heard of these people!" the new "I was listening to them before they became famous"? Do you get some sort of anti-hipster hipster cred?

Why do these poptards all think they are "taking over the world"? Or making living in "art installation" or "curated lives" or making a "movement" (by the way, first 10 second of this video- where she says everything has to be timed in movement perfectly? that's called choreography. And there's literally a hundred…

This is a really depressing story and I'm in the grays so it probably won't matter. But I've never written this all down before, so it might be cathartic.

Ryan Jones.

"Partnered" is a good word, sure, but it's a little too liberal arts professor for most.

I am extatctic to share my crush story. I switched schools in the fourth grade. There was this girl named Nicki. She was pretty and smart and nice to me. I never asked her out because it was a good ten years later before I figured out how to do that. Her family moved away the following summer. I moved back to town a…

I own a Hannah Montana glue stick, which I like to hope is dope and part of the Movement.

Folks, this is old news. Zombie Burger in Des Moines has a burger similar to this, known as the Walking Ched. As you can see, not only is the "bread" made out of fried macaroni and cheese, but there is more mac AND bacon on the burger. They also serve spiked milkshakes. It is delicious, as you might have guessed.

We know you were trying to be funny, we get that. It was pretty obvious with the bears and the racial caricatures that everyone was meant to laugh. The problem is, you were not funny, in large part due to the over the top sexual component of the show (the fact that the performance was terrible and she couldn't sing…

She talks a lot and says very little. I just can't...

You should never have to say that. A martini is made with gin. I'm not quite sure what that other drink made from vodka and served in an upside-down cone-shaped glass is called.

ALSO A JAMESON ROCKS GIRL. Don't know why. It just happened. It's weird.

So not only do I get to watch the music video, but I get to watch a Britney Perfume commercial TOO! Awesome.

Yeah, nude or black pumps would be nice.

Yeah, this is a nonsense claim. If the amount of meat being "slipped" to them is so small that they don't even notice that it's there, and they happen to get violently ill from that, it's because they have some other meat-related digestive or immune issue, not because they haven't eaten meat in a long time.

Lauren.
Why are you so stuck up Lauren? Did your parents call you Lauren because you just seemed like a stuck up baby, or did being called Lauren make you think you were better than everyone so you became stuck up over time?
Funnily enough Laura is, without exception, a very sweet person.

The comment section on this website is starting to stink as much as the articles. Seems like all the people that are left are the people that are too lazy to actually comment and instead post stupid fucking gifs, macros and memes. Guess some people are just desperate to be told how hilarious they are or something.…

This! A pumpkin is just a gigantic squash, after all. They're easy to grow, you can eat the leaves/flowers, and they're FILLED with pepitas! I've always found it a bit baffling when I talk about cooking a pumpkin, and people say something along the lines of "what sort of crazyperson cooks a PUMPKIN of all things".…

Well, all I know is Starbucks quit making their pumpkin cream cheese muffins and THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME. FUCK YOU, STARBUCKS, IN THE NON EXISTENT MUFFIN.