So I've spent the evening watching The Mind of a Chef on Netflix (season 1) tonight and it is SO GOOD, YOU GUYS. omg it's so good. THIS is the kind of show I wish Food Network would show all the time. David Chang is so talented and funny and adorable. Watching such talented and creative and cool people do food is…

I'm like you, except worse cuz I tend to think, "man, that baby/child probably smells like diaper....yuck."

Maybe this is why I'm so attractive: my yellow skin! Or as one creepy man in a Perkins called it one time: buttascotch.

Wait, WHAT?

This.... doesn't sound that bad? I didn't read the source article so maybe it goes deeper in detail but like, this doesn't sound THAT insane. Like, you had to shave your facial hair and do stupid menial tasks for your job that you didn't particularly like? SHOCKING. As a teenager you are worried about getting in…

THE LEPORD PRINT THO!

LOL dude I need to follow your lead. Thinking about getting an electric kettle though!

Is Kristen Bell ever not OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC about anything?! I mean, gosh, she's adorable and everything but it seems like she LOVES EVERYTHING SO MUCH that it kind of exhausts me just watching her talk.

Rather than "I said Beyonce was stupid and I left," I'm picturing:

The fact that Taylor Swift and Bon Jovi were singing at a gala called the "Winter Whites Gala" coupled with the hilarious (?) photo at the top of this article is the opposite of ironic.

Hmmm, I think what she means when she says "Some women I follow on Instagram, for example, post pictures of themselves..." she means, "Sometimes on Instagram I post pictures of myself..." so I think that's the difference. My selfie > your selfie.

Seems a little messed up to me that of the Kendall Jenner nipple modeling pic, The Hollywood Gossip writes:

I HATE YOU/I LOVE YOU

Yeah she looks gorgeous and I LURV her dress.

I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

I actually read the source article, because these bulletpoints confused me and I wanted to understand how exactly one considers blowing one's boyfriend as payment for vodka. I still don't get it.

Please. Show me puppies doing this and then maybe I'll feel some feelings. This just makes me feel a little claustrophobic.

I absolutely love animals and I thought the documentary was super sad because of the animals, but what seriously pissed me off was SeaWorld blaming the trainers for their own deaths because they "did something wrong." I thought that was crazy effed up and screw you, SeaWorld.

....I'm obviously joking. I don't think of tipping as a threat, I'm just saying that if you're going to be an asshole to someone at their job, maybe consider the fact that your name and face is attached to that asshole-ism. Would I ever do anything like that? No. But you're giving this identifying information to a…

You should!! I'd read it fer sure.