Right now I'm drinking a chenin blanc called Six Hats, which is actually quite good even though I'm not a white wine typea lady. After this I am going to have a glass of gin & cranberry cherry "sparkling juice" which is delicious.

I just discovered that my fancypants Vizio TV has an app for Amazon Instant Video. While I love my 'flix, it seems like Amazon Instant Video has everrrrrythiiiiiing. Last night I watched Charlie's Angels and The Mask (!!!!), so what should I watch tonight? I need something funny or just GOOD, nothing deep or…

Dude, I saw a commercial for something like this and my boyfriend and I were like WHAAAAAAAT! Where do I buy one? I don't even EAT breakfast sandwiches that often but, like $25?!

That's very exciting! Although I'll admit I'd be disappointed to lose your postings life on the line (as much as a pastry chef is) because I'm a lady-cook too! I always say once I get fed up with the bullshit kitchen life I'm going into restaurant supply, cuz that's where the $$ is!

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I am in the restaurant industry and used to serve. My favorite thing is when people didn't tip, or tipped shitty, or LEFT ME A FUCKING RUDE ASS NOTE and paid with their credit cards with their FULL NAMES ON IT. Dude, you don't know that I am not a crazy person. You don't know that I'm not going to find your address on…

She's drunk in these pictures, right?!

While, on the one hand, I don't know what Cyrus or Stodden do or do not know about feminism as a school of thought or theory or movement, I worry that their casual use of the word means to them that they should be able to do whatever they want without criticism. By saying, "I'm a Feminist because I think women should…

Ugh, I hate that too. My biggest pet peeve is incorrect use of "myself." As in, "Ask Wendy or myself for directions to the venue." Nope. Nope nope nope.

I'm kinda similar to you.

I kinda think it's a little too much photoshop, but I also kinda think it's that her face is tilted upward when we're used to seeing it downward or angled like in Ashley's picture, AND she's not doing the weird Olsen lip thing.

This is a beautiful pictures but I feel like they Photoshopped the Mary-Kate out of her face. Her lips aren't even doing that weird Olsen twin thing they do!

It really does do an awesome job of accentuating her chest and muscular abs. The side angle pictures are definitely more flattering than the straight on one.

I don't hate it, but I feel like the middle should come to a point (/like a V down the middle) and it seems like the only reason it doesn't is so it will look **DIFFERENT**

If I were the kind of person to use the phrase "spirit animal," I would totally say that the Man Repeller is my freakin' spirit animal.

Ah! I love this one so much!:

LOL! I would be a little shocked too, I think, because shaving seems like the default and it's just *supposed* to be what we all do, especially if someone else is touching our legs.

May I suggest to you (and others) if you are shaving or shredding brussels sprouts, try out this AMAZING salad that is made with raw shredded brussels and seriously don't skimp on the toasted almonds and the cheese. It is life-changing. You can also shock people by being like, "you can eat raw brussels sprouts too,…

HI! I <3 you cuz I'm making me some muh fuggin CRASH HOT POTATOES tonight for dinner with roasted brussels sprouts and a glass of cab (and chardonnay!) because I can't even with the amazing deliciousness. Will let you know how it turns out, but let's just say it's probably going to be orgasmic & I'm gonna need a nap…

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