Oh man. I just stuffed myself silly on chilaquiles while watching the first season of Dexter. If only I had some tequila right now, I'd be the happiest person on the planet.

Can anyone explain to me how it is that in Hollywood, it makes sense that this gorgeous, classy lady:

I mean, OF COURSE that's her twitter bio. OF COURSE.

Is this real? It's truly horrifying.

Aziz is so many levels of adorable.

that is truly the most charming gif I've ever seen.

A wedding between two women would probably be even better, because who are they supposed to OBEY?!?!

Wow, what a groundbreaking statement you made!

Most perfect abs, for real.

Same. She's the shit.

Yes, I like the tattoo but I think it would look much better (& be much more flattering to the future underboob line, ifyaknowhatimsayin) if it were just slightly lower.

I don't really get why people don't just QUOTE the sources they intend plagiarize. Like, attribute the damn sentence, string it together with some other attributed sentences, and even if you don't have any *unique* thoughts, at least you don't have a plagiarized paper!

I studied journalism and a girl in my class got kicked out because she plagiarized THE NEW YORK TIMES in an article for the school paper. The New York goddamn Times. In a PUBLISHED work. Honestly.

Have you seen her Instagram?

I don't really give a shit about her sex tape, but what DOES bother me is that I'm pretty sure my Twitter feed is more funny than hers is, and I am NOT claiming to be a writer or standup comedian.

I just love everything about this GIF & I can't stop watching.

Dude if you are a celebrity going out in a costume on Halloween, FUCK YOU if it's not totally off the chain awesome. I say in general, if you're not gonna go 100% with your costume, don't freakin' do it, but if you also have LOTS of money and a STYLIST at your disposal, you have no excuse.

Yo, Rihanna, girl, I think you're cool (-looking) as hell, but you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of…

WHAT EVER, YA'LL. Bear is the ultimate cutest name ever because bears are THE CUTEST animals ever!!