Their whole relationship was a PR stunt from the beginning. It probs lasted longer than they intended because Cardi got pregnant and decided to keep the baby.

Not just good kinja, great kinja.

36-year-old Ayers

This will mean a reduced role for Malkovich when they make the movie.  Not sure how I feel about that.

Judas could not deliver a sweeter kiss.

I’m 36. I have a terminal degree in my discipline, have been teaching it for over a decade, and like to think I’m reasonably good at my job.

I do not have the fifty pound stones required to believe that I have the intelligence, wherewithal, or general worth to have anything to do w…

Avenatti insisted on it, and the result was the two of them screeching incoherently at each other while the producers ran “CREEPY PORN LAWYER HATES TRUMP, PUPPIES” chyrons under them.

I disagree.  It’s all about branding and watching a very attractive and smart woman utterly humiliate Carlson is good.

We need to stop acting like the parents of the hippies and start being the hippies again. I think that’s what Bernie’s about, but the Hillary wing still exists and they’re all baseline establishment neocon boomers and other try too hard types.

I thought Melania was casually light-sabering from her resting hand.

“Which was immediately snatched up by Jason Velazquez, a digital marketing director, who purchased the domain for a mere $6. Rudy’s accidentally invoked site, G-20.in, now states that “Donald Trump is a traitor to our country.”

Serious question here: What is the appeal of these mutts with their string of out-of-wedlock children and constant infidelity? Does that make them somehow more alluring than a regular guy trying to keep his promises and be generally responsible and upstanding? Maybe in Cardi’s case, the only type of men she’s ever…

Remember when many of Secretary Clinton’s top aides were all granted immunity, yet no one was charged?

It means he’s become normalized.

The media is such a bunch of cocksuckers seriously how can u take anything this fucker does as the bare minimum of human decency as a big deal 

Joe Biden says he’s “the most qualified person” to be president, which is wrong!

I’m rooting for John Waters to run.

Pretty much.

Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

Can you read?