“Twitter blocked me because of my conservative beliefs!”

The waddling orange freak is in full panic mode right now. Not only is the “Russia thing” (which is quite “real”, BTW) coming to a boil but the apple of daddy’s bleary eye DID THE EXACT SAME THING with “her emails” that his arch-nemesis Hillary did AND he just (further) exposed himself as a babbling witless stootz via…

“I don’t want to get into it, because it sounds disingenuous, but I’m 49 years old and I don’t think I’ve ever met a white supremacist,” he told Playboy. Carlson added that he didn’t believe “white nationalism is a relevant position to the current debate. I don’t think I’m an extremist. I’m pretty moderate by…

Between this and your Domino’s Pizza throwdown, I’m starting to warm up to you, Krueger.

That $3800 bullshit started from a pic of a form for a family of 5 refugees in Canada(on the document it is based on they spell check as cheque and there is a Canadian flag at the top of a page), not even the fucking US. I had to bust this for a MAGA CHUD on FB this month. Total garbage bullshit and now the most…

An IQ test. Impressive.

You forgot the obligatory pic of their erstwhile glorious alpha male leader. Behold the master race, indeed.

Didn’t Fox News and the GOP collectively lose their shit when something similar happened with questions being given to Hillary Clinton prior to a Democratic primary?

Not to be Cynical Sally, but this is hardly surprising to me. I think he’s been planning this all along. I think Trump is going to pardon him, and he’s going to hold his tongue until the end, and Get Out of Jail Free. While we’ve been chafing at the historically-normal slowness of the investigation, Trump and his…

My parents are in their 70s, they grew up Republicans but to their infinite credit they managed to raise 4/5 Democrat kids.

It took me longer than I’m willing to admit to realize that “Manalied” wasn’t a real word and was a Manafort reference. Manamianidiot.

The dumbest part about ordinary people (Trump included) poo-pooing climate change or seeking “deregulation” because they think they’re somehow looking out for the interests of big O&G and Energy is this: Big oil/gas/energy providers don’t need your help.

I wanna act like Ariana Grande is this really compassionate, empathetic person who is sweet, caring, and considerate and tolerant and whatnot.

Don’t feed the trolls, c’mon, we all just got grayed to try and get rid of these fucks.

I’m no fan of Rita Ora, but this is dumb. People have lip-synced forever in parades and unless you live in a cave, you should know this.

Splinter was getting roasted by their regulars after their contributors threw out some especially spicy hot takes so they greyed everyone so that only the biggest lickboots would be visible.

in the halting monotone a 7-year-old uses when their teacher asks them to read something out loud in class.

Should someone tell the White House media department it’s possible to shoot more than one take? Who releases shit like this?

So who thinks he wrote that himself or had even read it before reading it out from the autocue?